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- Yeah, let's go, man.
(bright country music)

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♪ I've always been crazy I

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♪ And the trouble that it's put through ♪

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♪ Been busted for things
that I did and I didn't do ♪

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♪ I can't say I'm proud of all
of the things that I've done ♪

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♪ But I can't say that I've
never intentionally hurt anyone ♪

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♪ I've always been different
with one foot over the line ♪

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♪ Winding up somewhere
one step ahead or behind

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♪ It ain't been so easy, but
I guess I shouldn't complain ♪

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♪ I've always been crazy, but
it's kept from going insane ♪

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- Woo!

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♪ Beautiful lady, are you
sure that you understand

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♪ The chances you're taking
loving a free-living man ♪

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♪ Are you really sure you
really want what you see ♪

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♪ Be careful of something that's
just what you want it to be ♪

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♪ I've always been crazy but
it's kept me from going insane ♪

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(bottle shatters)

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♪ Nobody knows if it's
something to bless or to blame

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(toilet flushing)
It's never been easy.

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♪ So far I ain't found a
rhyme or a reason to change ♪

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I've always been crazy.

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♪ I've always been crazy, but
it's kept me from going insane ♪

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But it's kept me from going insane.

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Huh? Oh no ma'am, you got me wrong.

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I'm not Waylon Jennings, no.

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Yeah, well, I do get taken for him a lot.

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My name's Sheldon, Sheldon Bart.

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(machine hissing)

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(Sheldon speaking indistinctly)

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(knob rattling)

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(pump whirring)

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(footsteps pattering)

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Excuse me, partner. I think
I got a rock in my hubcap.

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(car horn honks)

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(hub cap clatters)

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Woo, well that damn beer makes
me wanna pee all the time,

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you know what I mean?

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(machine clattering)
(coins clanking)

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(squeegee bangs)

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(footsteps pattering)

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- So it's $16.50.

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- Here, keep the change, buddy.

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(hub cap clattering)

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(engine revving)
(tires squealing)

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(bright guitar music)

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- Bitch.

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♪ I know there's a fool
born about every minute ♪

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♪ Dig them a hole, and
they'll step right in it ♪

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♪ Now you name the game,
and I know how to win it ♪

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♪ 'Cause I do what it takes to get by ♪

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♪ I do what it takes to get by ♪

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♪ 'Cause I know how it feels
to be left high and dry ♪

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♪ And when it comes down to do it or die ♪

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♪ Lord, I do what it takes to get by ♪

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(Sheldon humming)

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- You're not him.
- Who's that?

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- Waylon Jennings.
- Well, I might be.

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- Yeah, but you're not.
- Why not?

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- 'Cause he'd never go in for shoplifting.

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If you're that hungry,
I won't say anything,

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but I just know Waylon Jennings
wouldn't go in for that.

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$1.02,
(buttons beeping)

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$0.43,
(buttons beeping)

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$2.45.
(buttons beeping)

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(six-pack bangs)
Will that be all?

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$4.05, please?
(basket clattering)

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Thank you.

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(upbeat country music)

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♪ Ma's out there,
switchin' in the kitchen ♪

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♪ And Dad's in the living room,
grouchin' and a-bitchin' ♪

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♪ And I'm out here ♪

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♪ Kicking the gong for
euphoria, euphoria ♪

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- Hey hoss, where's you're
brother Bud hiding out?

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- Brother Bud? Yes,
sir. He's in his camper.

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Over there.
- Thanks, son.

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- Praise Jesus.
- You bet.

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(car engine humming)

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♪ There's a man in the corner
sitting underneath a table ♪

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♪ He's out making faces at a union label ♪

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♪ You know he picked his
ears and he rolled his eyes ♪

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♪ And whispered euphoria ♪

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- Howdy. What can I do for you?

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Is that Sheldon?
- In the flesh.

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- Well, Sheldon Bart,
I'll be a son-of-a-gun.

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Good to see you, buddy. You look good.

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- Well, so do you, buddy.
- Hey, sit down.

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Sit down. Have a beer. My God.

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- It looks like you got a
pretty big situation here.

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- Hell, it's better than
working at Lockheed.

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(both laughing)

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By God, what are you doing in these parts?

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- Well, come see you, boy.

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- The last time I saw you was in-

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- San Antonio.
- San Antonio

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at The Tropical Lounge. (laughing)

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- You know we both liked to
get thrown in jail that night.

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- Yeah, well, hell.
- Hey, you know,

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somebody told me you got married.

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- Yeah, well, I was married
for a couple of months

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and tried everything, it
didn't work. (laughing)

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- Well, who was the lucky woman? (laughs)

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- Well, called her Goldie,
but her real name was, uh,

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I think she called her Leslie something.

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- (laughing) Hey, you preaching tonight?

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- Is a frog waterproof? (laughs)

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(Bible flaps and bangs)
(mic squeals)

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- Now, some of you're
gonna say, "Brother Bud,

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"if we've all sinned and come
short of the word of God,

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"then maybe we're all
going to go to Hell."

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Well maybe you are.

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Let's think about that for a minute, huh?

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What if I just stand here
and flat out tell you

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that you're all going to go to Hell, huh?

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All of you are gonna go to Hell.

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Is anybody here afraid of that?

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(crowd responding indistinctly)

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Well, my friends, you had
better be afraid of that,

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because there ain't no place
so bad as hell, but Hell.

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- [Congregant] Hallelujah.

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- There's no pain so
painful as hell, but Hell,

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and there's no darkness

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that you can even think of in your brain

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that is so hellish as Hell.

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And my friends, you had
better be afraid of that,

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because you are on your way.

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You are on your way to Hell!

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(gentle organ music)
Raise,

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raise up that arm, raise that arm!

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Raise up.
(congregant moaning)

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Praise Jesus.

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(congregants speaking indistinctly)

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All ye evil spirits, out!

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Keep the spirit, sister,
keep the (indistinct).

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I command you, Satan, go!
(congregant screaming)

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Praise Jesus. Sister, can you hear me?

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Can you hear me, sister?

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Sometimes it takes more
than one healing session

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to heal somebody.

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- I broke my leg all up in a
car accident two years ago.

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It was two years, 21 days ago, in fact.

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(whimpering) /, I count
the days, because of that,

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that terrible accident, I lost my wife.

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- Yes, have courage,
brother, have courage. Go on.

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- 1, I lost my 6-year-old daughter too.

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My leg's been all stiff and
swollen up like this ever since.

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- Oh, praise Jesus, hold
on, brother, hold on.

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Dear Jesus, let your healing
power flow through these hands

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of this, your humble servant,

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as it has done so many times before.

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Dear Jesus, heal this miserable man,

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heal him, I pray, heal him.

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Heal him, heal!

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Bend that leg, bend that
leg, brother. Bend that leg!

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(congregants gasping)
Praise Jesus.

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Hallelujah, hallelujah. Praise Jesus.

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(crowd clapping)
(upbeat music)

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Hallelujah, praise Jesus.

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- Praise Jesus, everyone!

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♪ Jesus, (indistinct) ♪

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♪ Oh rock me, Lord, rock me, Lord ♪

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Praise Jesus, everyone!

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♪ I said, I found ♪

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♪ Yeah, I found, yeah ♪

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(singers singing indistinctly)

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♪ I wanna piece, I want it I

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♪ And it won't be very long ♪

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♪ You're gonna look for me ♪

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♪ And I'll be gone ♪

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♪ Now when I get to Heaven ♪

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♪ I'm going sing and shout ♪

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♪ Ain't nobody there gonna put me out ♪

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- Brothers and sisters,
(indistinct) crusades

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is going day by day.

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As you can see, we've got Sister
Oma here and the Clarions.

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We've got Brother Dwayne
and the Dwayneaires

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have joined us, but I must tell you,

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we simply cannot afford this kind

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of high quality entertainment
without your support.

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So I'm gonna ask you for your paper,

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and I'm not talking
about the morning paper.

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I'm talking about folding
money and checks if you please.

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One, two, three, four, five,

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let's make it $100 and
a half here. (chuckling)

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Too bad I can't have you back again

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to heal you tomorrow night or the next.

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There's so many of my flock
come back night after night.

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It'd be taking too big of a chance.

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- [Sheldon] You ever do
any real healing, Bud?

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- Hell, it's all real.
I healed you, didn't I?

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You was broke. Now you got
money, ain't you? (laughing)

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- No, wait a minute, wait a minute.

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I mean, have you ever done any healing

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where there ain't no money involved?

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- Yep, it happened tonight.
- Yeah?

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- You see that old woman
come up right before you did,

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with the withered arm?
- Yeah.

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How much you pay her?
- Nothing.

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I didn't pay her nothing. That's my point.

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But that withered arm moved,
I swear to God it did.

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I mean, she raised it
right up above her head,

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just like I'm doing right now.

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Well, you was there, you saw
it, and I know that woman.

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She's been coming to every
meeting I've had here

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in the last three years.

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That's a real withered arm,

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and that is the first
time it's ever moved.

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- Jesus.
- Yeah.

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That's the mystery of it.

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The law of nature at work there somewhere.

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- Well, next time you pray to the Lord,

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you tell him that I didn't
like to be fooling with him,

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but I just sure need the money.

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- Do you believe in anything, Sheldon?

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- (grunts) Not much. Me.

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(distant train horn bellowing)

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About half. How about you?
(gentle music)

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- Well, I kinda go along
with that fella that said,

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"Everybody oughta believe in something."

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I believe I'll have another drink.

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(both laughing)

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(sighs) Ain't it a bitch?

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(upbeat music)

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(people speaking indistinctly)

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- You still believe in them things?

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- What?
- UFOs,

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unified flying objects.
- Unidentified.

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- Whatever, flying saucers.
- Yes, I do.

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I believe that's how Jesus came
to earth in a flying saucer.

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- Jesus?
- Mm-hm.

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- [Naomi] Oh, you crazy.

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- That's how he ascended
again into heaven.

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And Adam and Eve were astronauts.

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- Oh, (laughing) baby, you got it bad.

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Don't look now.

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There's a man checking you
out from the parking lot.

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(bright country music)
- What man?

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- [Naomi] That grease ball
out there in the convertible.

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You know he ain't peeping at me.

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♪ Mm-Mm, I gotta keep my
head above the water ♪

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♪ Lord, my river's running fast and deep ♪

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♪ All you mothers hide your daughters ♪

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♪ 'Cause yeah, I'm feeling
crazy with the heat ♪

243
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:15,808
♪ Yeah, today I'm feeling
crazy with the heat ♪

244
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,685
(dog barking)

245
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:21,689
- (indistinct) I'll be right there.

246
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:26,652
Come on. Come on. I'll be
right there. I'm comin'.

247
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,572
(Arlene screams)
- Take it easy, Arlene.

248
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,324
- What do you want?
(dog barking)

249
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,533
- [Sheldon] Just wanna
talk to you, Arlene.

250
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:35,286
- Well, I don't want to talk to you.

251
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,913
- Hey, I didn't mean to scare ya.

252
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,874
- You, you blasphemer!
(dog barking)

253
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:43,377
Farina, would you shut up, please, please?

254
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,757
- Just thought you might
want to have a drink with me.

255
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:51,928
- I've been born again.
I don't drink anymore.

256
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:56,933
(gentle piano music)
♪ Well, I'm stoned again ♪

257
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:03,439
♪ Alone again ♪

258
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:08,444
♪ Not even close to home again ♪

259
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:12,782
♪ And it looks like I'll be lonely ♪

260
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:17,161
- No, no, no, do it like I showed you.

261
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,538
It looks like you're drinking cocktails.

262
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,998
- I always get the lime and
the salt thing mixed up.

263
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,209
- A little salt like that.

264
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,214
And some lime.

265
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:34,887
♪ Just like a man is supposed to be ♪

266
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:39,100
♪ When a lady said she wanted me ♪

267
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:46,232
Sunny days and starry nights.
(glasses clinking)

268
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:51,696
(Sheldon exhales)

269
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,325
- Oh, that's good.

270
00:17:56,325 --> 00:18:01,330
♪ The kind that makes you satisfied ♪

271
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:06,711
♪ Well, love, sometimes
love is half life ♪

272
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:13,759
♪ 'Cause you left me cold ♪

273
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:19,849
♪ Well, I'm stoned again ♪

274
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:24,770
♪ Alone again ♪

275
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:29,775
♪ Not even close to home again ♪

276
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,487
♪ And it looks like I... ♪

277
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:38,326
- (laughs) I had it tied in
a little knot there. (laughs)

278
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:42,622
I'll just pull it down (indistinct).

279
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,956
Would you excuse me for a moment

280
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,625
while I go to the ladies' room?

281
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,336
- Sure, just don't be gone too long.

282
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:49,837
- Oh, no, I won't.

283
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:55,426
♪ And it feels like I'm ready to die ♪

284
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:14,111
(door creaking)
(people chatting indistinctly)

285
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:18,115
(stall door clattering)

286
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:21,619
- Dear Jesus, I'm so sorry to be drinking.

287
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,246
I don't mean to be weak,

288
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:28,834
it's just that I get so
lonely sitting at home.

289
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:32,088
Jesus, oh!
(head bangs)

290
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:39,887
(Arlene blowing)
(Arlene groans)

291
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:40,721
(dog barking)

292
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,473
Oh, you're just, you
just must be the devil

293
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,308
taking me over like this.

294
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:48,145
Oh, Farina, would you
shut up, please. Oh, oh!

295
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:53,609
Take me away. Take me
away. Please, take me away.

296
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,153
(gentle music)

297
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,991
Do you feel guilty?

298
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,413
- What'd I do?
- I love Jesus,

299
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,415
and I feel guilty. (sobbing)

300
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:11,419
- Horse shit.
(can clatters)

301
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:16,382
(Arlene whimpering)
(lighter clicks)

302
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,679
(Sheldon exhales)

303
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:24,515
- It's okay.
- No, I don't smoke.

304
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,142
- No, I mean, it's all okay.

305
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:30,479
- I was just trying to have
a good time, that's all.

306
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,151
- You just did. Didn't you notice?

307
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:44,785
If you don't stop crying,
I'm gonna get up and leave.

308
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:47,079
- Well, go ahead. You
got what you wanted.

309
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:52,084
- Not quite. I want
some sleep too. (sighs)

310
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,760
- Sheldon?
- Hm?

311
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,512
- Would you promise me something?

312
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,057
Just don't go to sleep till I do, okay?

313
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:10,227
- (sighs) Oh, I'm beat. I've
been sleeping in my car.

314
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,854
- Yeah, well, I have
this little problem, see,

315
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:14,940
where I have to talk for a
while before I can fall asleep.

316
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,901
- Well, what do you do
when there's nobody here?

317
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:20,571
- Oh, I read out loud
or I talk to the dog.

318
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,616
- Talk to the dog then. I'm wore out.

319
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:29,955
- I'm gonna go to Hell, the
promises I broke tonight.

320
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,665
- There ain't no Heaven
and there ain't no Hell.

321
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,751
- No, you would say that.

322
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,423
I don't know how you
could do what you did,

323
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,967
pretending to be crippled and all.

324
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,053
You're just horrible.

325
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:46,889
- (sighs) I better go.
- No, wait a minute.

326
00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:50,226
I'm sorry. You just got me all confused.

327
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,271
You're the kind of man I,

328
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:57,858
I try to keep outta my
thoughts, my dreams.

329
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:05,324
- If I was you, I'd work on
keeping me outta your pants.

330
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,910
(gentle music)

331
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:19,630
- Do you believe in flying saucers?

332
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,803
- We were on our way back from Mexico,

333
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:28,722
just driving along on our camper

334
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,475
when we came up over this little rise.

335
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,727
And all of a sudden, there this thing was,

336
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,689
just hovering right above
the high tension lines

337
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,607
off to the side of the road there.

338
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:41,277
- This was on what road?

339
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:42,319
- 74.
- Right.

340
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,990
Now, Celia and I always
get up early in the morning

341
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:46,949
when we're on the road.

342
00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:49,869
I mean, I've always been
an early riser, you see.

343
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,996
- I always get up and fix
your coffee first, dear.

344
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,539
- I know.

345
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:56,000
Anyway, we come up over this rise,

346
00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:00,588
and there this thing is
hovering just like a helicopter.

347
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:03,924
So, we slowed down, and pretty soon,

348
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,843
it starts coming towards us.

349
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:10,306
We didn't know what to do. We
just sat there looking at it.

350
00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:14,268
- We were mesmerized, I think, Sheriff,

351
00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:16,812
and not a little frightened.

352
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,940
(gentle guitar music)

353
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,860
- Dear God or gods of the universe,

354
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,655
give us the strength to raise this child

355
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:30,951
as he should be raised and
keep him free of all the evils

356
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:33,579
and confusions of the world around us.

357
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:36,790
(baby crying)

358
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,876
- Toby, I wanna hold him.

359
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:43,339
- Here you go. It's all right.

360
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:46,884
Here's your mommy,
sweetheart. Oh, there you go.

361
00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:50,054
Oh yeah, you did so good.
- So did you.

362
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,682
- Well, it was a smooth delivery.

363
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:58,020
- (laughing) Nature works.
- Really.

364
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:04,276
He's hungry.
(baby grunting)

365
00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:13,702
- Toby, I wish you could
feel how that feels.

366
00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:17,873
- I know how it feels.
- You do? How could you?

367
00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:21,460
- One time on acid, I was my own mother.

368
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,545
I sucked my own breast.

369
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:27,383
I was mother and son at the same time.

370
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,467
- Wow.
- Yeah.

371
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,182
He's gonna have a beautiful life.

372
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,017
- You are gonna have a beautiful life,

373
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,895
aren't you Christian Jesus?

374
00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:43,148
Toby, do you think
that's too heavy a name,

375
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,733
Christian Jesus?

376
00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:46,986
- No, I think it's perfect.

377
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:49,989
- 1 do too.

378
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:54,410
(baby grunting and crying)

379
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:58,080
- I'm gonna clean up,
get rid of this water.

380
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:05,921
(mother vocalizing)

381
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:16,181
(goat bleating)

382
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:19,101
(insects chirping)

383
00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:25,566
(gentle music)

384
00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:28,318
- [Newscaster] Are you familiar
with the effects of LSD?

385
00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:30,029
- No.
- What about marijuana?

386
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,655
- [Guest] Just read
about that. We don't...

387
00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,741
- No, certainly not.
- No.

388
00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:35,325
- So you both really consider yourselves

389
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:38,328
just ordinary, upstanding
citizens, do you?

390
00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:39,955
- Well, I'd like to think that, yeah.

391
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:41,373
- Well, I guess so.

392
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,667
- You have never been involved
with the law before today,

393
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,919
I take it.
- Of course not.

394
00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:47,755
- [Newscaster] So would you
say that you were hypnotized

395
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:49,840
by these beings?
- Almost.

396
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:55,262
It was as if we, we
didn't have any willpower.

397
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,431
You see-
- My God, Gregory,

398
00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:01,685
they didn't have no willpower.
- Let's eat.

399
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:05,189
- And we just started
walking towards them.

400
00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:06,315
- Were you afraid?

401
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:07,983
- Arlene at work tells me all the time

402
00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:11,987
about this kind of stuff,
and there itison TV.

403
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:15,282
- [Gregory] Arlene's crazy.
I done told you that.

404
00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:16,825
- [Naomi] Well, that's what I always say,

405
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:18,452
but these two, they seem sincere.

406
00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:20,454
- Yeah.
- A soft, beautiful, glow.

407
00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:22,956
- There ain't no such thing
as sincere White folks.

408
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,125
Don't you know that by now?

409
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:27,377
- I like to think the best out of people.

410
00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,379
- It's a good way to get yourself hurt

411
00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:32,758
or maybe lose your wallet.
(both laugh)

412
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,384
- [Newscaster] How much time
would you imagine you spent

413
00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:36,178
actually on board the craft?

414
00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:38,639
- Emile, come here.
- Yes, sir.

415
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:39,681
- Look at this on the news.

416
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:41,975
These two say they went on a spaceship.

417
00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:44,478
I'll make a sermon outta that.

418
00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:46,271
- Well, spaceships in the Bible.

419
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:47,815
- [Newscaster] But you are
still absolutely convinced

420
00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:49,775
that you sighted this thing in the desert?

421
00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:51,193
- Well, somewhere.
- Absolutely.

422
00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:52,569
- Your ass is out, Emile.

423
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:54,780
- ...as we're sitting here.
- Absolutely.

424
00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,698
- [Newscaster] What do you
think was their purpose?

425
00:26:56,698 --> 00:27:00,244
- Ezekiel, Ezekiel saw the wheel a'turning

426
00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:02,913
way in the middle of the air.
- [Guest] ...all my life.

427
00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:05,707
I don't know what about people's purpose?

428
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,459
- [Newscaster] Well, are
you religious people?

429
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:08,794
- Yes.
- We are now.

430
00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:11,213
- [Emile] Praise Jesus.

431
00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:12,506
- [Newscaster] There are cases, you know,

432
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:16,176
of two people having
the same hallucination.

433
00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:19,847
- [Guest] And they were
scanning us, I guess,

434
00:27:19,847 --> 00:27:22,975
taking measurements and readings.

435
00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:26,728
- [Newscaster] And so you were frightened.

436
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:27,938
- [Guest] At first, I was frightened.

437
00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:31,692
Wouldn't you be frightened?
- I was terrified.

438
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,573
- Oh, I'm glad you're home!
- What's wrong?

439
00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:38,657
You look like you've seen a bear.

440
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,576
- Oh, on the television,
just now on the news.

441
00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:42,161
These two people, they took 'em on board

442
00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:43,537
and measured them and everything.

443
00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:45,164
Oh, I just knew it, just knew it.

444
00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:46,748
Where's that whiskey you bought?

445
00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:50,919
- Damn, must be something
big. Pour me one too.

446
00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:52,921
- I knew I was right, Sheldon, I knew it.

447
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:55,757
A spaceship came.
- Here?

448
00:27:55,757 --> 00:28:00,262
- No, not here, out on the
desert. They measured them.

449
00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:03,056
- What were you watching,

450
00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:05,142
a movie about tailors from outer space?

451
00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:07,895
- No, no, they scanned
them with this machine

452
00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:09,521
like they have at the airport.

453
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:12,107
Oh, I just knew it, I knew it.

454
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:16,361
(glasses clink)
- Arlene, sit down.

455
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:24,286
I've got something important
to tell you. I'm leaving.

456
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:30,834
- Why, Sheldon, what did I do?
- Nothing.

457
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,296
Oh, I gotta get something going.

458
00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:37,799
I need some money. Can't live on thin air.

459
00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:43,889
- I've got money. You can
stay here, find a job.

460
00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:48,435
I thought we were having fun together.

461
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:59,071
- I am, but I don't take money from women.

462
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:04,701
I could scare something
off a Brother Bud maybe,

463
00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:06,203
but the way you feel about him,

464
00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:08,622
I'd never hear the end of it.

465
00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:12,167
- Don't you ever just
work at a regular job,

466
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,835
like at a factory or something?

467
00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:17,089
- I've worked at factories before, but

468
00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:20,384
ain't exactly, you know,
what I see myself at.

469
00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:24,012
- Well, Sheldon, what do
you see yourself doing?

470
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:26,098
- Ah, that's a tough one.

471
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,767
Moving, gettin' by.

472
00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:33,105
- But if you keep moving.

473
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:37,526
- Well maybe I'll catch up
with ya. I gotta catch me.

474
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:42,281
- And a steady woman?

475
00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:48,287
- Don't you have any
easy questions in there?

476
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:50,872
- Please stay, Sheldon, please.

477
00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:59,548
- [Bud] Need any help
with that there, Roy?

478
00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:00,590
- [Roy] Nah, I got it covered.

479
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:05,595
- [Bud] Okay, anchors away.
Hey, here he is, praise Jesus.

480
00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:08,640
- [Sheldon] So, so is that
the boy you want me to meet?

481
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,976
- [Bud] Yeah.
(water splashing)

482
00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:12,436
- Want your Coke?
- Yeah.

483
00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:15,314
- [Bud] Well-endowed lady
there. Got a few miles on her.

484
00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:18,483
What the hell, we have too.
(both chuckling)

485
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:21,653
Oh, Sheldon, I want you
to meet Brother Roy here.

486
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,739
- Praise Jesus.
- Nice to meet you.

487
00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:26,158
- Brother Roy has got a
little deal going here

488
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:28,285
we've been talking about.

489
00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:31,955
I figured you might be able
to pick up a nickel or two.

490
00:30:31,955 --> 00:30:34,750
- Doing what?
- Driving cars.

491
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:37,169
- See, Brother Roy's picked
up a few cars over in Nevada

492
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:38,962
at a reasonable price, and
he figured he might try

493
00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:42,466
to get 'em over here before
we leave town. (chuckles)

494
00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:45,469
Might all make a little
profit for ourselves.

495
00:30:45,469 --> 00:30:47,763
- See, I need several drivers.

496
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:49,973
You'd just go over there and pick 'em up.

497
00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:51,975
I figure you can drive one and tow one.

498
00:30:51,975 --> 00:30:56,396
- How many cars you got?
- I reckon about eight or 10.

499
00:30:57,939 --> 00:30:59,399
- Well, I've got a license to drive a rig.

500
00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,109
Why don't we just lease a carrier,

501
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:03,695
and I can just truck 'em
all over here in one trip?

502
00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:06,323
- Hey, what do you say?
- I see no problem in that.

503
00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:10,952
- These all legal cars? You
got pink slips for 'em all?

504
00:31:10,952 --> 00:31:13,413
- Brother Roy?
- Mm-hm.

505
00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:16,917
Pink slips, the whole works, guarantee it.

506
00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:22,005
- [Bud] Legal as drinking
water. (laughing)

507
00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:24,341
- You got my word on it.

508
00:31:24,341 --> 00:31:26,426
- Well, let's talk money.

509
00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,972
- $1.
- Mom, look,

510
00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:32,682
he's opening up that can,

511
00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:35,268
and you said not until
after we have lunch.

512
00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:37,396
- Oh, shut up you, you queer, I can too.

513
00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:41,775
- Henry, leave that alone,
dammit. Oh look what you did.

514
00:31:41,775 --> 00:31:44,528
- Arlene, honey, what's the
price on these Sugar Delights?

515
00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:47,197
- Ah, they're on special, $1.
- $1.

516
00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:50,325
- [Child] Mom, Henry's eating
the candy off the floor.

517
00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:52,577
- Henry, now you mind!

518
00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:55,914
(indistinct) your feet down your throat.

519
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,249
- Queer.
- $3.29.

520
00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:03,130
- Oh, those corn dogs are
$3.29? Oh God, I don't want 'em.

521
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:06,133
Debbie, dear, take these
back. They're too expensive

522
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:09,553
- But Mom, I wanted corn dogs for lunch.

523
00:32:09,553 --> 00:32:12,973
- [Naomi] That'll be $71, honey, $71 even.

524
00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:14,891
- You know, you should give up meat.

525
00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:17,811
- I guess one of these
days we're gonna have to.

526
00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:20,021
- If you gave up meat and this white bread

527
00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:21,857
and all this sugar and stuff,

528
00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:24,651
you and your children wouldn't be so fat.

529
00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:28,738
Like, I have a garden, and we
raise all our own vegetables,

530
00:32:28,738 --> 00:32:32,033
and we just eat vegetables
and little fruit and nuts.

531
00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:34,786
You're gonna die of a
heart attack someday.

532
00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:38,039
So are your children.
- Who is this kid?

533
00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:41,460
- You got me, honey. He's new.

534
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:44,212
- Listen, kid, it's a free country,

535
00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:47,632
and if I wanna be fat, then
I damn well will be fat.

536
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:50,635
- I'm sorry, but it's the truth.

537
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:55,140
- Well, who the hell asked
you for the truth? Come on.

538
00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:59,102
(bright music)

539
00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:11,656
(truck rumbling)

540
00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:19,915
(truck horn honking)
- Move it or lose it, lady!

541
00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:35,972
- Where'd you get this thing?
- Stole it. (laughing)

542
00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:38,308
Emile, this is Arlene.

543
00:33:38,308 --> 00:33:40,894
- How do you do?
- Pleased to meet you.

544
00:33:40,894 --> 00:33:42,562
- Sheldon, what are you doing?

545
00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:46,066
- Going to Vegas. Got
a piece of work to do.

546
00:33:46,066 --> 00:33:48,151
- Oh, are you coming back?

547
00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:51,112
- Oh yeah, I'll be back in a couple days.

548
00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:52,781
Gotta pick up some automobiles.

549
00:33:52,781 --> 00:33:55,075
- Are you sure you can
drive one of these things?

550
00:33:55,075 --> 00:33:56,409
- Drive it?
(upbeat music)

551
00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:59,246
Honey, I can push this
rig up a goat's ass,

552
00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:02,624
make a U-turn and come
out smelling like a rose.

553
00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:05,710
(truck horn honking)
(upbeat country music)

554
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:09,881
♪ I got daylight in the west ♪

555
00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:13,969
♪ I got moonshine in a jar ♪

556
00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:17,556
♪ I got money in my pocket I

557
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:23,186
- [Radio Personality] Please
send me a Chinese Bible

558
00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:24,312
and help me.

559
00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:28,775
- Don't you get enough
of that, Emile? Christ.

560
00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:29,609
(upbeat country music)

561
00:34:29,609 --> 00:34:33,530
♪ But before I reach my freedom ♪

562
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:34,906
♪ I gotta outrun the... ♪

563
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:39,411
Let's have a beer, Emile.
It'll do you some good.

564
00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:40,662
- No thank you.

565
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,500
See, it's against my principles.

566
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,711
- I want you to tell me
about your principles, Emile.

567
00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:48,837
Well, I don't think I've ever met nobody

568
00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:51,590
that had any. (laughing)

569
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:53,800
- You, you'd just laugh.

570
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,136
- Let me ask you a question.

571
00:34:56,970 --> 00:34:58,305
Now you know that Brother Bud,

572
00:34:58,305 --> 00:35:01,224
he don't believe in that stuff.

573
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:03,810
How can you go along with it, huh?

574
00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:06,855
- Brother Bud, he don't have to believe

575
00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:10,609
in order to do a lot of
good for people, see?

576
00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:16,031
And for God, light can
shine through any window.

577
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:21,536
That's, that's just what
I believe, you know?

578
00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:23,455
- Yeah? Where you from?

579
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:26,916
- Oklahoma.

580
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,629
- No wonder you turned to Jesus.

581
00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:35,967
You know what I believe, Emile?

582
00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:38,094
- No.
- Nothing.

583
00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:45,143
I believe I got the God-given
right to believe in nothing,

584
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,729
take no shit from nobody.

585
00:35:47,729 --> 00:35:50,440
A man wants to beat my
ass, hell let him try.

586
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,858
It's been done before.
It'll be done again.

587
00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:55,862
Let's go out back. (chuckles)
That's the way I see it.

588
00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:58,114
That don't make me king,

589
00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:00,784
but it sure as hell
won't get me to Heaven.

590
00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:04,120
But I'll tell you, Emile, I
don't get down on my knees

591
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,623
unless somebody puts me there.

592
00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:11,044
♪ I got you, drunk blues ♪

593
00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:19,844
(gentle country music)
(cart rattling)

594
00:36:26,226 --> 00:36:27,352
- [Toby] You look tired today.

595
00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:29,521
- I didn't sleep at all last night.

596
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:32,148
I kept having the strangest dreams,

597
00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:34,359
especially this one dream.

598
00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:36,486
Listen, had me up all night long.

599
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:37,445
- [Toby] You should meditate.

600
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:38,822
If you meditated, you wouldn't dream,

601
00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:41,533
and you wouldn't be so nervous.

602
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:45,120
- Well hello, Colonel.
- Hello, miss. How are you?

603
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,247
- Oh, I'm okay. How are you, Colonel?

604
00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:51,251
- Just wonderful. Every day is
wonderful when you're alive.

605
00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:53,086
Don't you think so, young man?

606
00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:55,296
- Oh yes. I try to make every day-

607
00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:57,298
- You don't have to cry, young man.

608
00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,759
Crying has nothing to do with it.

609
00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:03,388
You just keep your chin
up and keep marching.

610
00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:07,767
- That's $11.70, Colonel.
(cart rattling)

611
00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:10,103
Anyway, let me tell you about this dream.

612
00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:12,564
This white light-
- Oh, speaking of dreams,

613
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:13,773
you know the first time

614
00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:16,526
I realized I had gotten old?
- No.

615
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:21,239
- The night I laid down to sleep

616
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:25,076
and was reviewing my
dreams just for pleasure.

617
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:29,748
And as I reviewed my dreams, one by one,

618
00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:34,586
I suddenly realized that all
my dreams were just memories.

619
00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:42,177
(gentle music)
(clock ticking)

620
00:38:01,488 --> 00:38:05,325
(indistinct radio transmission)

621
00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:09,412
(officers speaking indistinctly)

622
00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:14,834
- This dream was so real, Toby.

623
00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:18,963
This white light came
down into my bedroom.

624
00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:20,840
- Ah, the white light.

625
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:25,678
- And it was soft and fluorescent
like, and it woke me up.

626
00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:31,100
Well, no, no, it didn't wake
me up, because I was dreaming.

627
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:32,477
I woke up afterwards.

628
00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:35,021
- Wait a minute, maybe it did wake you up.

629
00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:38,775
Maybe it wasn't a dream.
Maybe it was real.

630
00:38:38,775 --> 00:38:43,363
- Don't scare me. I was
dreaming. I woke up afterwards.

631
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:48,243
(distant horn honking)

632
00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:52,914
It spoke to me.

633
00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:57,168
- The light?
- Yes, in my dream.

634
00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,670
- What did it say?

635
00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:02,841
- Do you believe in flying saucers?

636
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:05,385
- I believe in everything.
- How do you do that?

637
00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:08,012
- I empty my mind of
all notions of knowing-

638
00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,931
- Oh Toby, there's a spaceship coming,

639
00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:14,602
and it's gonna be like Noah's
Ark, and I'm gonna be Noah.

640
00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:16,980
- That's what you learned in your dream?

641
00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:17,814
- Yes.

642
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,360
- When's it coming?
- It didn't say.

643
00:39:24,237 --> 00:39:27,323
- [Toby] Well, what
are you supposed to do?

644
00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:29,617
- I'm supposed to tell everybody

645
00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:32,036
to get ready for it when it comes.

646
00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:34,664
- I knew it!
- You did?

647
00:39:34,664 --> 00:39:36,457
- When I was looking for a job,

648
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,626
I was gonna go across to the
Speedy Drug and Discount,

649
00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:42,380
and at the last minute, I felt this pull

650
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:46,634
over to Sales Right.
(gentle music)

651
00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:54,475
- What are these pills anyway?
- LA turnarounds.

652
00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:57,186
- Hi, Arlene.
- What are LA turnarounds?

653
00:39:57,186 --> 00:39:59,772
Hello, Emile.
- Go faster pills.

654
00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:03,484
Hell, I haven't slept since I left.

655
00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:05,445
What's all this about Noah's Ark.

656
00:40:05,445 --> 00:40:07,822
- Oh, Sheldon, could I talk
to you in private please?

657
00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:10,783
I'm just so full of everything.
I have to speak to you.

658
00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:12,452
- I'll tell you what you're full of.

659
00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:15,121
- Please, I wanna talk to you.
I wanna talk to you alone.

660
00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:19,000
Come on, please. (laughing)
Stop it, you're tickling me.

661
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,253
Come in the house now. Come on, please.

662
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:25,965
- You wouldn't wanna run that
all by me again now would you?

663
00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:27,800
- I know it's a little hard to accept.

664
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,135
- Hard to accept? No!

665
00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:30,970
Now what makes you think that? (laughs)

666
00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:34,474
Noah's Ark, why hell, I have
dreams like that all the time.

667
00:40:34,474 --> 00:40:36,893
Everybody does. Get the net boys.

668
00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:41,481
- Don't make fun of me,
please. Don't make fun of this.

669
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,816
You don't have to believe any of it.

670
00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:47,987
I, I wouldn't expect you
to, but don't do that.

671
00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:50,114
It's gonna be hard enough on me.

672
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:52,325
Please, don't make it worse.

673
00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:56,412
- Look, I got these cars out there, and I,

674
00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:57,914
well, I gotta get 'em down to Bud's tent.

675
00:40:57,914 --> 00:41:01,084
And I'll be back, maybe 9:00 or 10:00.

676
00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:07,423
(door creaks)

677
00:41:08,341 --> 00:41:09,634
- All right. I gotta one, gimme a quarter.

678
00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:10,843
I gotta one, gimme a
quarter, gimme a quarter.

679
00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:11,803
I gotta one, gimme a quarter.

680
00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:13,680
I gotta one, gimme a quarter,
gotta quarter, gimme a half.

681
00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:14,973
Who'll give a half hug,
who'll gimme a half.

682
00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:16,391
I got a quarter, gimme a half.

683
00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:19,602
Gotta half, who'll bid
75, Gimme 75, 75, 75.

684
00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:21,854
Gotta half, gimme 75.
I gotta half, gimme 75.

685
00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:24,315
Who's gonna gimme 75?
Who's gonna gimme 75?

686
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:27,819
Friends, the proceeds go to Jesus.

687
00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:30,947
If he told you to drive that
old wreck you come here in,

688
00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:33,491
he would've give you a
lifetime guarantee on it

689
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:37,704
like you done on your heart. (laughing)

690
00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:40,039
All right, who's gonna gimme 75 for this?

691
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:41,916
- Gotta 75.
- Hallelujah!

692
00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,084
Now you're talking.

693
00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:46,421
Brother Roy, how many miles on this car?

694
00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:51,426
- 20,000.
- 20,000 miles.

695
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:55,596
Friends, this is ridiculous.
This is a beautiful car.

696
00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:58,933
It's a Cadillac car for God's sake.

697
00:41:58,933 --> 00:42:01,769
It's made in America by Americans.

698
00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:05,440
All right, I gotta 75, who'll gimme two?

699
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,568
75, gimme two, gimme a
two. Gofta 75, gimme a two.

700
00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:10,486
- Flying saucers, damn!

701
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:13,239
- [Bud] I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do.

702
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,491
If nobody wants it for $1200...

703
00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:17,493
- That' girl's crazy.

704
00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:19,287
- [Wife] We're not gonna
talk about it anymore.

705
00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:20,705
- [Husband] Even our friends
are making fun of us.

706
00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:23,166
- [Wife] We tried to be honest,
and it's impossible, but-

707
00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:24,292
- [Husband] No buts.

708
00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:26,002
- [Wife] People drive by from their cars.

709
00:42:26,002 --> 00:42:27,503
They look at us and point at our house.

710
00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:29,047
- [Husband] That telephone
hasn't stopped ringing

711
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:29,922
since it happened.

712
00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:31,507
- [Wife] We have been
made to look like fools.

713
00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:36,012
- [Arlene] Wait a minute,
wait a minute. I believe you.

714
00:42:36,012 --> 00:42:37,430
I know it's true.

715
00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:41,684
I've had dreams about a spaceship landing,

716
00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:43,853
and I know it's real.

717
00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:48,566
It looked just like the one
you described on television.

718
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:51,527
(guns blasting)
(dog barking)

719
00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:54,155
(dramatic music)
- Come on, fella, come on.

720
00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:57,533
Get that son-of-a-bitch.
(horse hooves clomping)

721
00:42:57,533 --> 00:42:59,702
Come on, you can do
better than that, come on!

722
00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:01,537
(dog barking)
Shut up!

723
00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:05,124
(dramatic music continues)

724
00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:08,669
(gun blasting)

725
00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:14,342
- I'm gonna tell you where I was,

726
00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:16,844
who I was with, and what happened,

727
00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:18,054
and then I'm gonna go to bed.

728
00:43:18,054 --> 00:43:22,141
I'm in no condition to
argue about any of it.

729
00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:23,476
- If you've been with another guy, Arlene,

730
00:43:23,476 --> 00:43:25,436
we're gonna do worse than argue about it.

731
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:28,022
I've been sitting here since 9:00.

732
00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:29,440
- I went to see those two people

733
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,817
that I tried to tell you about before

734
00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:33,236
that were on television.

735
00:43:33,236 --> 00:43:37,365
Sheldon, they have actually
been onto a flying saucer

736
00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:39,784
right out here in the desert.

737
00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:44,914
- Arlene, now you can
talk to me all night long

738
00:43:44,914 --> 00:43:48,292
and all day tomorrow
and on into next week,

739
00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:50,878
but there's some shit
I'll just never swallow.

740
00:43:50,878 --> 00:43:54,298
- But Sheldon, they told me all about it!

741
00:43:56,342 --> 00:43:57,426
- If you don't stop believing

742
00:43:57,426 --> 00:43:59,387
in things that that can't be
proved in black and white,

743
00:43:59,387 --> 00:44:00,847
you're gonna get yourself hurt.

744
00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:02,014
You're gonna, you're gonna crack up

745
00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:03,474
or somebody's gonna take advantage of ya.

746
00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:06,227
That's the biggest fact on earth.

747
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:11,607
When I was a kid, I
believed in everything,

748
00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:15,111
and I've got the scars to prove it,

749
00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:18,072
on my body and in my mind.

750
00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:21,909
- But Sheldon, it's true.
- And something else.

751
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,538
If you didn't keep looking up there,

752
00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:28,708
you know, for stuff to make you happy,

753
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:29,625
you might get up the nerve

754
00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:32,003
to have just a little bit
of fun right here on earth.

755
00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:35,339
- I have fun.
- Yeah, since I come along.

756
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:37,508
But what about before, huh?

757
00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:38,718
I bought you a bottle of beer once,

758
00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:40,636
and you didn't know which end to open up.

759
00:44:40,636 --> 00:44:42,930
- It was a can, and it had
one of those new tab things

760
00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:44,432
on it nobody could open.

761
00:44:44,432 --> 00:44:46,100
- Yeah, and you hadn't
been with a man in so long,

762
00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:48,311
it took a damn chainsaw
to get your pants off.

763
00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:52,023
- (laughs) No, I, I was
drunk and my zipper stuck.

764
00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:54,192
- Stuck hell, it was rusted shut.

765
00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:55,109
- Oh, stop.

766
00:44:56,194 --> 00:45:00,364
- And I've never seen
nobody so scared and lonely.

767
00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:06,537
- I did.
- Who?

768
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,540
- You.
- I ain't scared of nothing.

769
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:14,378
- No, I meant lonely.
Scared of some things too.

770
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:15,880
- Name it.
- Oh no.

771
00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:21,469
No, you'll just get mad at
me if I bring that up again.

772
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:23,387
- You're right, Arlene.

773
00:45:29,977 --> 00:45:32,480
In fact, I'm gonna tell you
something, and it's a promise.

774
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:36,525
You bring up spaceships
to me one more time,

775
00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:39,737
or the Bible or Jesus
Christ, for that matter,

776
00:45:39,779 --> 00:45:41,405
and I'm gonna be gone.

777
00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:45,493
And when this boy gets
gone, he don't come back.

778
00:45:45,493 --> 00:45:48,079
(bright music)

779
00:45:52,291 --> 00:45:53,834
- Come on Farina.

780
00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:57,338
(dog barking)
- Where're you going?

781
00:45:57,338 --> 00:46:00,341
- I'm gonna take the dog for a walk.

782
00:46:03,135 --> 00:46:05,638
(dog whining)

783
00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:11,894
- Dog could walk better
with its feet on the ground.

784
00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:23,406
- Dear God, it doesn't seem fair,

785
00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:25,950
or else I don't understand.

786
00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:27,243
You're sending me these dreams,

787
00:46:27,243 --> 00:46:30,371
but it seems as though
you also sent me this man.

788
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:33,291
Oh, what a terrible test.

789
00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:36,752
I know it's punishment
for my drinking and sex...

790
00:46:36,752 --> 00:46:41,757
♪ That's what happens
when two worlds collide ♪

791
00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:46,470
(Arlene speaking indistinctly)

792
00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,181
- It's real nice of you to help me, Emile.

793
00:46:49,181 --> 00:46:50,766
- Oh, that's okay.
- Now what do I do?

794
00:46:50,766 --> 00:46:53,728
- Well here, stand here about even there.

795
00:46:53,728 --> 00:46:57,064
(car engine rumbling)

796
00:46:57,064 --> 00:46:59,150
- [Both] One, two, three.

797
00:47:01,110 --> 00:47:03,279
- Oh, oh!
- Jesus.

798
00:47:03,279 --> 00:47:06,532
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- That's all right, honey.

799
00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:09,577
- Hey, Bud. You preaching tonight?

800
00:47:09,577 --> 00:47:14,582
(balls clacking)
- [Sheldon] Break 'em up.

801
00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:16,125
- Did you ever hear the one about the fox

802
00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:19,045
crossing the railroad track?
- Nope.

803
00:47:21,047 --> 00:47:22,923
- [Bud] Old fox scoots
across the railroad track,

804
00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:26,635
just in front of the train, but
he's not quite quick enough.

805
00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:29,305
The engine comes along, runs over his tail

806
00:47:29,305 --> 00:47:31,390
and cuts the end of it clean off.

807
00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:32,892
(balls clacking)

808
00:47:32,892 --> 00:47:35,603
So the fox turns around real
quick to see what hit his tail,

809
00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:37,396
and just then, the caboose comes along,

810
00:47:37,396 --> 00:47:42,109
cuts his head clean off.
(balls clacking)

811
00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:44,779
Now you know the moral of that story?

812
00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:45,613
- What?

813
00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:49,367
- Don't lose your head over
a little piece of tail.

814
00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:51,160
(patrons laughing)

815
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,996
- Ain't my head I'm worried about.

816
00:47:56,499 --> 00:47:58,417
I mean, how'd you like to
be sleeping with a woman

817
00:47:58,417 --> 00:48:00,544
who says she's gonna
lead a bunch of people

818
00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:02,088
into outer space?

819
00:48:02,088 --> 00:48:06,342
- Oh well, if she's that
crazy, just cut her loose.

820
00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:10,346
- I ain't tired of her yet.

821
00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:13,432
- Now watch out for that train, Brer Fox.

822
00:48:13,432 --> 00:48:18,437
- Maybe I can get her to a
psychiatrist or something.

823
00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:20,523
- You can't trust a shrink.

824
00:48:20,523 --> 00:48:24,568
He'll charge you $50 an hour
and end up poking her hisself.

825
00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:26,487
- How is it every woman I
ever meet's either too young,

826
00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:29,865
too old, drunk, crazy, or outta my reach?

827
00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:34,036
- Well, what are you gonna do, hoss?

828
00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:36,539
(coin clangs)

829
00:48:40,459 --> 00:48:43,921
- Well, guess I just cut her loose.

830
00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:47,007
(gentle piano music)

831
00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:53,055
♪ Break it to me gently ♪

832
00:48:55,057 --> 00:49:00,062
♪ Let me down the easy way ♪

833
00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:08,863
♪ Make me feel that you still love me

834
00:49:08,863 --> 00:49:10,448
- $1.58.
(buttons beeping)

835
00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:15,453
♪ Ifit's just, if it's
just for one more day ♪

836
00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:17,830
$91, even.
- $917?

837
00:49:18,914 --> 00:49:20,499
- Dollars?
- I'm sorry,

838
00:49:20,499 --> 00:49:23,919
I just push the buttons.
- 20, 40, 50, 71.

839
00:49:25,921 --> 00:49:28,382
- Thank you very much.

840
00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:30,885
Hi, Sheldon.
- Darling.

841
00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:33,554
- I'll pay for that gladly.
- I pay for my own things.

842
00:49:33,554 --> 00:49:37,766
- Oh, okay. Um, I'll be off in 15 minutes.

843
00:49:37,766 --> 00:49:39,602
- That's okay, I um...

844
00:49:42,021 --> 00:49:43,105
Look, Arlene-

845
00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:49,737
- You got something to do.
You won't be home for supper?

846
00:49:49,737 --> 00:49:52,907
- Yeah, I've got something to do. I...

847
00:49:54,909 --> 00:49:58,329
Look, Arlene, I've been thinking about...

848
00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:02,458
Those things you've been telling me about.

849
00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:03,834
- You're leaving.

850
00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:09,006
- No.

851
00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:13,802
- (sighs) I was so scared.

852
00:50:13,802 --> 00:50:14,970
For a minute there I had a flash

853
00:50:14,970 --> 00:50:16,472
you were about to say goodbye.

854
00:50:16,472 --> 00:50:19,225
- Oh hell no, I was just thinking that,

855
00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:23,395
you know, maybe we ought
to talk some more, I...

856
00:50:23,395 --> 00:50:24,563
Hey, have you read this one?

857
00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:26,273
Someone I heard said this
is just one hell of a book

858
00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:28,317
about all that crap.
- Oh yeah, I read that one.

859
00:50:28,317 --> 00:50:31,195
There's not too many good
pictures in it though.

860
00:50:31,195 --> 00:50:33,656
(bright music)
(Arlene laughs)

861
00:50:33,656 --> 00:50:37,368
♪ Well it's the same old song ♪

862
00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:38,786
♪ Boy meets girl ♪

863
00:50:38,786 --> 00:50:43,582
♪ Girl meets boy, they carry on ♪

864
00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:46,502
♪ They close their eyes
and kiss and tell ♪

865
00:50:46,502 --> 00:50:51,507
♪ The world is gone, oh yes, it's true ♪

866
00:50:52,091 --> 00:50:55,427
♪ It's happening to you ♪

867
00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:00,307
- How about Burger King?
- Oh, I don't care.

868
00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:01,559
I don't care, Sheldon.

869
00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:04,645
I'm just so happy that you
don't think I'm crazy anymore.

870
00:51:04,645 --> 00:51:07,481
You know, Sheldon, sometimes
I do wonder myself,

871
00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:08,774
but if you don't think I am,

872
00:51:08,774 --> 00:51:11,443
well, I'm not gonna worry about it.

873
00:51:11,443 --> 00:51:12,903
- You want to go to Denny's?
- I think tonight

874
00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:15,864
for the first time, I am not
gonna be afraid to go to sleep.

875
00:51:15,864 --> 00:51:17,866
In fact, I know I'm not.

876
00:51:19,785 --> 00:51:21,453
- How about some Kentucky fried chicken?

877
00:51:21,453 --> 00:51:23,122
- I just feel so relaxed.

878
00:51:23,122 --> 00:51:25,040
I feel, I feel like the air

879
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,875
is just walking in through my skin,

880
00:51:26,875 --> 00:51:28,961
and all the doors on my pores are open,

881
00:51:28,961 --> 00:51:32,798
and everything inside of
me is just walking around.

882
00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:35,467
- I'm starved, Arlene,
how about some pizza?

883
00:51:35,467 --> 00:51:37,553
- Okay, pizza, all right.

884
00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:43,767
I've always been afraid
of the nighttime sky.

885
00:51:43,767 --> 00:51:47,146
It's so huge, and the distance
between us and the stars

886
00:51:47,146 --> 00:51:49,398
is so scary to me.

887
00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:50,816
Even though I read all those things

888
00:51:50,816 --> 00:51:52,901
all the time about space,

889
00:51:52,901 --> 00:51:55,195
I've always been afraid of the sky.

890
00:51:55,195 --> 00:51:59,074
I'm even afraid of heights
and falling in my dreams.

891
00:51:59,074 --> 00:52:03,495
I read someplace that's
sexual, fear of feeling high.

892
00:52:05,831 --> 00:52:09,335
But you changed all that for me, Sheldon.

893
00:52:09,335 --> 00:52:11,462
I don't think I could ever
think about any of that

894
00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:14,673
being, you know, wrong or sinful again.

895
00:52:16,091 --> 00:52:17,926
I would just like to float through the sky

896
00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:21,263
with you tonight and
not have any clothes on.

897
00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:23,057
And I don't know if it
rains in space or not,

898
00:52:23,057 --> 00:52:27,394
but it ought to be raining,
warm rain and starlight.

899
00:52:28,604 --> 00:52:30,648
And you know the way the rain
streaks on your windshield

900
00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:31,940
when you drive through it fast

901
00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:35,986
and the headlights from
other cars makes it sparkle?

902
00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:40,491
I could feel like wet glass,
and I know you would too.

903
00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:44,119
- You're getting me going, little Arlene.

904
00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:47,998
It's making it kind of
hard to eat this pizza.

905
00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:53,087
- Let's go to the desert, Sheldon.

906
00:52:53,087 --> 00:52:55,839
I have to go to the desert tonight.

907
00:52:55,839 --> 00:53:00,844
(Sheldon crunching)
(gentle music)

908
00:53:16,777 --> 00:53:17,611
Oh my!

909
00:53:19,655 --> 00:53:22,241
Sheldon, Sheldon, wake up.

910
00:53:22,241 --> 00:53:25,035
Wake up Sheldon. Wake
up right now. Wake up.

911
00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:27,663
Wake up. Look, right there.

912
00:53:27,663 --> 00:53:29,790
That's where it's gonna come down.

913
00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:31,041
- What?
- The spaceship.

914
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:32,418
That's where it's gonna land.

915
00:53:32,418 --> 00:53:34,461
Oh, Sheldon, it is, right there. Get up.

916
00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:37,381
Sheldon, Sheldon, don't be afraid of it.

917
00:53:37,381 --> 00:53:39,633
- Afraid I need some more sleep, Arlene.

918
00:53:39,633 --> 00:53:42,678
- Sheldon, Sheldon, will you help me?

919
00:53:42,678 --> 00:53:44,888
- I'll help you get to outer
space without a rocket.

920
00:53:44,888 --> 00:53:47,766
- No, no, will you help me convince people

921
00:53:47,766 --> 00:53:50,769
they gotta be ready for it when it comes?

922
00:53:50,811 --> 00:53:53,272
Oh, Sheldon, it is gonna come.

923
00:53:54,314 --> 00:53:57,985
(gentle music)
It is coming.

924
00:53:59,862 --> 00:54:00,779
(tea burbling)
(ice clanking)

925
00:54:00,779 --> 00:54:02,531
- Thank you, Sheldon.

926
00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:05,492
- You got a beer?
- Are we celebrating

927
00:54:05,492 --> 00:54:07,870
someone's birthday here today?

928
00:54:07,870 --> 00:54:09,955
- Ah, Colonel, I didn't
have any prune juice,

929
00:54:09,955 --> 00:54:12,458
but-
(horn honking)

930
00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:14,168
(door bangs)
- I'll get that.

931
00:54:14,168 --> 00:54:17,045
It's probably for me. Somebody's
bringing me something.

932
00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:19,131
- Sorry, but there's
some grape fruit juice.

933
00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:20,215
- Hi, Sheldon.
- Hi, Emile.

934
00:54:20,215 --> 00:54:23,177
- How you doing?
- All right.

935
00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:26,013
- Oh, Brother Bud says
I'm to give you this.

936
00:54:26,013 --> 00:54:27,973
- Thank you.
(envelope rustling)

937
00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:29,933
- I think it's the, the money, you know,

938
00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:32,728
from hauling them cars.
- Yeah, that's it.

939
00:54:32,728 --> 00:54:34,480
(Arlene speaking indistinctly)

940
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,398
- Having a party, are you Sheldon?

941
00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:39,151
- (laughs) Yeah.

942
00:54:40,152 --> 00:54:41,987
Hey, come on in here, Emile.

943
00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:44,990
I think you might get along
with this bunch real fine.

944
00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:46,867
- There are very
important things happening

945
00:54:46,867 --> 00:54:51,121
in the world today, and-
- Everybody, this is Emile.

946
00:54:52,414 --> 00:54:53,916
Emile's my buddy.

947
00:54:53,916 --> 00:54:56,960
Emile believes in
spaceships, don't you Emile?

948
00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,297
- Well, there's spaceships in the Bible.

949
00:55:04,343 --> 00:55:07,012
- Hello, Emile.
- Hi, Arlene.

950
00:55:07,012 --> 00:55:08,931
- Arlene, there you go.

951
00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:12,559
Gang's all here.

952
00:55:13,727 --> 00:55:16,271
- Well, like I said, this
is very difficult for me,

953
00:55:16,271 --> 00:55:18,774
but it's very real,
all of it is very real,

954
00:55:18,774 --> 00:55:21,193
and my dreams are very real too.

955
00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:26,198
And Emile did just say that
they are in the Bible, and well,

956
00:55:29,117 --> 00:55:31,370
there's a spaceship coming.

957
00:55:32,579 --> 00:55:34,748
- You ain't the best at
public speaking, Arlene.

958
00:55:34,790 --> 00:55:37,000
I mean, if you wanna, if
you wanna turn people on,

959
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:41,797
if you wanna sell 'em something,
you gotta have some style.

960
00:55:41,797 --> 00:55:46,510
- I'm not selling anything.
I'm not entertaining people.

961
00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:48,512
I'm trying to deliver the
most important message

962
00:55:48,512 --> 00:55:50,722
in the world right now.
- Yeah, but you know,

963
00:55:50,722 --> 00:55:52,641
you stuttered and stammered
around there so long

964
00:55:52,641 --> 00:55:55,143
till I damn near fell asleep. (laughs)

965
00:55:55,143 --> 00:55:56,103
In fact, I think the old colonel

966
00:55:56,103 --> 00:55:57,187
was sleeping there for a while.

967
00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:59,690
- Well he's 78 years old.

968
00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:01,608
- Yeah, but you still gotta
get yourself together.

969
00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:02,818
You wanna get others...

970
00:56:02,818 --> 00:56:06,446
(playful music)
What?

971
00:56:06,446 --> 00:56:09,575
- You're right, Sheldon, you're right.

972
00:56:09,575 --> 00:56:13,453
In one of my dreams, I was
wearing this long dress

973
00:56:13,453 --> 00:56:15,956
like a beautiful shining robe,

974
00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:19,585
and so were you.

975
00:56:19,585 --> 00:56:21,003
(playful musi
us
- Me? ©)

976
00:56:21,003 --> 00:56:23,839
- Yes, we both had these long robes on,

977
00:56:23,839 --> 00:56:27,593
and we were talking to all
these people, a large gathering.

978
00:56:27,593 --> 00:56:30,178
(gentle music)

979
00:56:36,685 --> 00:56:40,022
Oh Sheldon, you look so
handsome in your robe.

980
00:56:40,022 --> 00:56:41,356
- Your ass is out.
- What?

981
00:56:41,356 --> 00:56:43,025
- I can't wear this thing.
- Don't be silly.

982
00:56:43,025 --> 00:56:44,443
- Why don't you gimme some
high heeled sneakers too

983
00:56:44,443 --> 00:56:45,736
and some goddamn lipstick.

984
00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:47,446
- Oh, Sheldon, don't take it off!

985
00:56:47,446 --> 00:56:50,324
- I can't wear it.
- Well now Sheldon,

986
00:56:50,324 --> 00:56:52,743
I'm gonna be the only one wearing a robe.

987
00:56:52,743 --> 00:56:53,577
- Well, you look pretty in it.

988
00:56:53,577 --> 00:56:57,915
How'd you get us involved
in this freak show anyway?

989
00:56:57,915 --> 00:57:01,835
- Well, Toby said it was
a good place to start.

990
00:57:05,088 --> 00:57:07,132
- [Newscaster] Continuing
our report on the cults

991
00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:10,052
and crazies of California tonight, Didi,

992
00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:13,180
we have some film taken at
a local conference today.

993
00:57:13,180 --> 00:57:16,558
The conference was on
solutions for the future

994
00:57:16,558 --> 00:57:19,811
or (chuckles) so it was billed anyway.

995
00:57:19,811 --> 00:57:22,064
In fact, it was a bizarre collection

996
00:57:22,064 --> 00:57:26,610
of the far out and the fantastic,
moderated only slightly

997
00:57:26,610 --> 00:57:29,112
by some practical ideas here and there.

998
00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:30,238
- [Speaker] Demonstrate the type of thing

999
00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:31,073
you can do with...

1000
00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:32,866
- [Speaker] Can I show you
something that's more efficient

1001
00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:33,867
than a peanut butter sandwich

1002
00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:35,577
and doesn't stick to
the roof of your mouth?

1003
00:57:35,577 --> 00:57:37,079
- [Speaker] The pyramid shape

1004
00:57:37,079 --> 00:57:38,789
is the oldest shape on the earth.

1005
00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:40,415
- [Newscaster] And not the
least interesting event

1006
00:57:40,415 --> 00:57:43,335
we filmed involved Arlene Stewart.

1007
00:57:43,335 --> 00:57:47,965
- Arlene Stewart, Sheldon's
girl. I'll be damned.

1008
00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:50,425
- And in my mind, there is no doubt,

1009
00:57:50,425 --> 00:57:53,762
I'm very, very sincere about this.

1010
00:57:53,762 --> 00:57:57,599
I know it sounds funny,
but please believe me,

1011
00:57:58,892 --> 00:58:01,853
there's a spaceship coming.

1012
00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:04,272
It's going to come down and land,

1013
00:58:04,272 --> 00:58:06,692
and anyone who would believe-

1014
00:58:07,859 --> 00:58:11,196
- Believe? Oh lady, I believe one thing.

1015
00:58:12,072 --> 00:58:13,824
We're all gonna die. That's about it.

1016
00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:17,202
- Oh no, some people
believe other things too,

1017
00:58:17,202 --> 00:58:19,454
and they have a right
to believe those things.

1018
00:58:19,454 --> 00:58:20,455
- Yeah, but they don't have a right

1019
00:58:20,455 --> 00:58:21,289
to stand at the microphone

1020
00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:22,833
and tell me a flying saucer's coming,

1021
00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:26,920
'cause I don't believe it.
- Hey buddy, lay off her.

1022
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,756
If you don't believe
her, that's your problem.

1023
00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:31,216
So give her a break, or
I'm gonna come down there

1024
00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:33,760
and give you one, okay, huh?

1025
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,846
You just shut your mouth.

1026
00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:39,307
See, she could be making up all this stuff

1027
00:58:39,307 --> 00:58:41,184
and telling you the
exact time and the place

1028
00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:42,811
and the day of the week and the exact spot

1029
00:58:42,811 --> 00:58:44,813
and the minute's gonna
come down, (chuckles)

1030
00:58:44,813 --> 00:58:47,024
and half you crazies be
biting each other's noses off

1031
00:58:47,024 --> 00:58:51,111
to get first in line to buy
tickets, wouldn't you, huh?

1032
00:58:51,111 --> 00:58:55,449
- Go get 'em, Sheldon.
- Just hold onto your wallets.

1033
00:58:56,575 --> 00:58:59,494
This woman is not trying
to sell you anything.

1034
00:58:59,494 --> 00:59:02,205
And I'll tell you a little secret.

1035
00:59:02,205 --> 00:59:04,332
I don't believe in spaceships,

1036
00:59:04,332 --> 00:59:05,834
and I don't believe in
your swami over here,

1037
00:59:05,834 --> 00:59:07,753
and I don't believe in any of
this crap I've heard tonight.

1038
00:59:07,753 --> 00:59:10,172
I think you're all nuts, but,

1039
00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:17,095
but I believe in her, and I
know her better than anybody.

1040
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:20,724
And if she says y'all going to
hell in a Dodge pickup truck,

1041
00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:21,933
well you might as well
meet in the parking lot

1042
00:59:21,933 --> 00:59:22,768
in a half an hour,

1043
00:59:22,768 --> 00:59:25,187
'cause this lady don't lie about anything.

1044
00:59:25,187 --> 00:59:30,067
So if any of you here don't
believe her, to hell with ya.

1045
00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:31,818
She ain't interested.

1046
00:59:34,988 --> 00:59:36,323
Come on, Arlene.

1047
00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:40,118
- I don't believe this.

1048
00:59:43,330 --> 00:59:45,999
How the hell did they get on TV?

1049
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:54,758
- I just got mad at 'em
giving you a hard time.

1050
00:59:54,758 --> 00:59:56,259
- Arlene, Sheldon,

1051
00:59:58,470 --> 01:00:00,388
there's a lot of people
waiting for you to come out.

1052
01:00:00,388 --> 01:00:01,598
They want to ask you some questions.

1053
01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:04,684
They're really interested.
- They are?

1054
01:00:07,646 --> 01:00:11,650
- Come on.
(footsteps pattering)

1055
01:00:15,028 --> 01:00:17,989
You were so good. You were so sincere.

1056
01:00:17,989 --> 01:00:21,910
(crowd clapping and whistling)

1057
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:29,000
(Arlene speaking indistinctly)

1058
01:00:36,258 --> 01:00:39,469
(upbeat country music)

1059
01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:49,104
♪ Hollywood, get ready for
a brand new style like me ♪

1060
01:00:49,271 --> 01:00:51,648
♪ Ain't all that big headed ♪

1061
01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:56,611
♪ But I knew I'd always be
living in the limelight ♪

1062
01:00:57,445 --> 01:01:01,783
♪ Waving at the fans from the
back of my black limousine ♪

1063
01:01:01,783 --> 01:01:03,368
- Waylon, no ma'am.

1064
01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:09,416
What I like to think is
Waylon looks like me.

1065
01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:13,003
♪ Hollywood, get ready ♪

1066
01:01:13,003 --> 01:01:16,256
♪ For a singing country fool ♪

1067
01:01:16,256 --> 01:01:17,632
- I think you could take it in

1068
01:01:17,632 --> 01:01:20,802
just a little bit on the sides there.

1069
01:01:20,802 --> 01:01:23,930
♪ Standing in the spotlight ♪

1070
01:01:23,930 --> 01:01:28,768
♪ Lovin' every minute of the
crowd that's a-lovin' me ♪

1071
01:01:28,768 --> 01:01:31,730
♪ Like it in the spotlight ♪

1072
01:01:31,730 --> 01:01:34,816
That's just gorgeous on you.
- Thanks.

1073
01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:39,362
- Are you a performer?

1074
01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:43,783
I know I've seen you somewhere.

1075
01:01:43,783 --> 01:01:46,203
- Well, I've been on TV some.

1076
01:01:48,121 --> 01:01:51,374
♪ Hollywood, get ready ♪

1077
01:01:55,337 --> 01:01:57,339
- It's Sheldon I'm worried about.

1078
01:01:57,339 --> 01:01:58,590
I think it kind of went to his head,

1079
01:01:58,590 --> 01:02:01,384
you know, that people liked him and all.

1080
01:02:01,384 --> 01:02:03,470
He's gone from not
believing in any of this

1081
01:02:03,470 --> 01:02:04,846
to being real enthusiastic

1082
01:02:04,846 --> 01:02:07,140
and wanting to hold rallies everywhere.

1083
01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:09,100
- Well, it's just his ego is inundated

1084
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:11,561
with all this positive energy.

1085
01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:14,731
- Yeah, being on TV
ain't no big thing to me.

1086
01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:18,026
- (laughing) It ain't no big thing, huh?

1087
01:02:18,026 --> 01:02:19,736
Is that why you're buying
all these pretty clothes

1088
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:21,821
and everything back here, huh?

1089
01:02:21,821 --> 01:02:23,740
- Oh, I just need 'em, Bud, how come on.

1090
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,200
What'd you wanna see me about?

1091
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,494
- Well, I just want to tell
you how impressed I was

1092
01:02:27,494 --> 01:02:29,663
the way you handled
yourself on that TV show.

1093
01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:31,706
I mean it, buddy, I mean you was good.

1094
01:02:31,706 --> 01:02:33,166
I thought at first you
was a little too hard

1095
01:02:33,166 --> 01:02:35,293
on 'em there at once, but Emile tells me

1096
01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:36,544
that they're crazy about you

1097
01:02:36,544 --> 01:02:38,380
and said you even converted
a half a dozen of 'em.

1098
01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:40,966
- (chuckling) Yeah, we
got a couple of 'em.

1099
01:02:40,966 --> 01:02:41,925
- You know, you get a bunch of people

1100
01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:44,344
who think they're going off
on a spaceship somewheres

1101
01:02:44,344 --> 01:02:46,680
and not coming back, they might be willing

1102
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:50,267
to leave an awful lot of
earthly possessions behind.

1103
01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:52,477
Hey, I'm talking houses and cars

1104
01:02:52,477 --> 01:02:54,562
and cash in the savings account.

1105
01:02:54,562 --> 01:02:56,481
You get that stuff signed over to you,

1106
01:02:56,481 --> 01:02:58,149
I mean that's fat city, buddy.

1107
01:02:58,149 --> 01:03:00,402
- (laughs) Yeah, but what
happens when old doohickey

1108
01:03:00,402 --> 01:03:03,613
don't show up, and everybody
wants their stuff back?

1109
01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:05,782
- Well you're in Mexico then, honey,

1110
01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:07,909
(laughs) with a lifetime
supply of senoritas

1111
01:03:07,909 --> 01:03:12,914
mixing up tacos and margaritas,
comprende, huh? (laughs)

1112
01:03:14,249 --> 01:03:18,837
Hell, I got quite a few
friends down in Mexico.

1113
01:03:18,837 --> 01:03:21,047
- I can't let you in on this deal.

1114
01:03:21,047 --> 01:03:24,968
I'd like to, but you and
Arlene would never mix.

1115
01:03:24,968 --> 01:03:26,761
(people speaking indistinctly)
(phone ringing)

1116
01:03:26,761 --> 01:03:29,139
- Oh, I might. I just might.

1117
01:03:33,268 --> 01:03:35,228
Ms. Reckin, I'm a little early.

1118
01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:36,896
- Oh, that's all right, Reverend Sanders.

1119
01:03:36,896 --> 01:03:38,148
If you'll just step into my office,

1120
01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:40,984
I'll be with you in just a moment.

1121
01:03:41,860 --> 01:03:43,862
- Now, Sheldon, you know
that mountaintop land

1122
01:03:43,862 --> 01:03:46,614
up in the desert where
you told me Arlene said

1123
01:03:46,614 --> 01:03:48,950
this spaceship is supposed
to come down and land?

1124
01:03:48,950 --> 01:03:50,118
- (scoffs) Yeah.
- Well, Sheldon,

1125
01:03:50,118 --> 01:03:52,662
I think I got some good news for us.

1126
01:03:52,662 --> 01:03:55,957
Turns out I know the
fellow that owns that land.

1127
01:03:55,957 --> 01:03:57,792
- You do?
- Yep.

1128
01:03:57,792 --> 01:03:59,586
He was gonna build some vacation homes

1129
01:03:59,586 --> 01:04:00,920
up there sometime back,

1130
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:03,298
little prefab A-frame jobs, you know,

1131
01:04:03,298 --> 01:04:07,969
even cut a road in up there,
but then he went broke.

1132
01:04:07,969 --> 01:04:11,222
So, I figured if I gotta get an option

1133
01:04:11,222 --> 01:04:14,267
on that land pretty cheap
for next to nothing, in fact,

1134
01:04:14,267 --> 01:04:17,187
say a one-year option.
- Yeah, so?

1135
01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:19,439
- So, excuse me, I done it.

1136
01:04:25,111 --> 01:04:27,238
- You optioned that mountaintop?

1137
01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:29,908
- Yep, just as if it was my own.

1138
01:04:31,743 --> 01:04:34,245
Didn't cost me hardly nothing,

1139
01:04:34,245 --> 01:04:37,165
but still it's just as if I own it.

1140
01:04:39,626 --> 01:04:42,545
Carpe diem, Sheldon, carpe diem.

1141
01:04:42,545 --> 01:04:45,090
You know what that means?
- Uh-uh.

1142
01:04:45,090 --> 01:04:48,426
- It's Latin. It means, "Seize the day."

1143
01:04:49,844 --> 01:04:51,179
- Seize the day.

1144
01:04:52,347 --> 01:04:57,352
(bright organ music)
(singers vocalizing)

1145
01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:05,193
(upbeat music)
(singers vocalizing)

1146
01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:10,865
♪ Wheels and the wheels
and the wheels turnin' ♪

1147
01:05:10,865 --> 01:05:12,575
♪ Way up in the middle of the air ♪

1148
01:05:12,575 --> 01:05:14,869
♪ Wheelin', a-wheelin',
a-wheelin' turning ♪

1149
01:05:14,869 --> 01:05:16,704
♪ Way up in the middle of the air ♪

1150
01:05:16,704 --> 01:05:18,873
♪ Wheelin', a-wheelin',
a-wheelin' turning ♪

1151
01:05:18,873 --> 01:05:20,625
♪ Way up in the middle of the air ♪

1152
01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:21,459
(tambourine clanging)

1153
01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:23,002
♪ Wheelin', a-wheelin',
a-wheelin' turning ♪

1154
01:05:23,002 --> 01:05:25,171
♪ Way up in the middle of the air ♪

1155
01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:27,257
(singer singing indistinctly)

1156
01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:29,175
♪ Way up in the middle of the air ♪

1157
01:05:29,175 --> 01:05:31,261
(singer singing indistinctly)

1158
01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:33,263
♪ Way up in the middle of the air ♪

1159
01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:37,183
(singers singing indistinctly)

1160
01:05:40,145 --> 01:05:44,232
- Carpe diem, Sheldon,
carpe diem, seize the day.

1161
01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:51,573
JWayup Js

1162
01:05:51,573 --> 01:05:54,367
♪ Way up in the middle
of, in the middle of ♪

1163
01:05:54,367 --> 01:05:58,913
♪ Of the air ♪
(bright organ music)

1164
01:05:58,913 --> 01:06:01,499
♪ Yeah, in the middle of the air ♪

1165
01:06:01,541 --> 01:06:04,627
(crowd clapping)
- [Bud] All right. All right.

1166
01:06:04,627 --> 01:06:08,423
Let's hear it for Sister
Oma and the Clarions.

1167
01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:10,800
(crowd cheering)
All right.

1168
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,553
Brother Dwayne and the Dwayneairs.

1169
01:06:13,553 --> 01:06:16,264
(crowd clapping)
Woo, all right!

1170
01:06:16,264 --> 01:06:17,557
Now friends, most of us out,

1171
01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:20,977
most all of us know that
spaceship is coming.

1172
01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:23,188
We know it's coming. Is
that real? Let me hear.

1173
01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:25,106
Do we know it's coming?
(crowd clapping and cheering)

1174
01:06:25,106 --> 01:06:27,275
Amen. We know it's coming.

1175
01:06:30,069 --> 01:06:32,489
- Thank you. I appreciate it.

1176
01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:38,745
Well that's okay, Arlene baby, just relax.

1177
01:06:38,745 --> 01:06:41,789
Let me talk to these nice folks.

1178
01:06:41,789 --> 01:06:44,626
Hey, how y'all doing tonight? Hey!

1179
01:06:45,877 --> 01:06:48,671
Everything all right,
buddy? You feeling okay?

1180
01:06:48,671 --> 01:06:51,341
- I'm feeling just fine.
How are you feeling?

1181
01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:53,259
- Not you, Emile, I'm rehearsing.

1182
01:06:53,259 --> 01:06:56,888
- Oh, I thought you was...
Well, come on, Sheldon.

1183
01:06:56,888 --> 01:06:58,890
Arlene's about ready to go on the stage.

1184
01:06:58,890 --> 01:07:02,519
She asked me to come get you.
(crowd cheering and clapping)

1185
01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:07,482
- Amen. I'm gonna bring
you some more volume here.

1186
01:07:07,482 --> 01:07:09,192
And now, in just a minute,

1187
01:07:09,192 --> 01:07:10,318
I'm gonna bring out here the person

1188
01:07:10,318 --> 01:07:12,445
you've all been waiting to hear from,

1189
01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:13,947
the person who has been visited

1190
01:07:13,947 --> 01:07:17,408
by the miracle of prophecy and vision,

1191
01:07:17,408 --> 01:07:19,494
the woman who is in direct communication

1192
01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:22,622
with our friends from outer space, amen.

1193
01:07:22,622 --> 01:07:26,209
(bright music)
(crowd cheering and clapping)

1194
01:07:26,209 --> 01:07:27,794
Now before I bring out Arlene

1195
01:07:27,794 --> 01:07:30,505
and her special friend, Sheldon,

1196
01:07:30,505 --> 01:07:31,965
well I have to mention that,

1197
01:07:31,965 --> 01:07:33,967
well it takes a whole bunch of money

1198
01:07:33,967 --> 01:07:35,468
to put on a rally like this

1199
01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:38,513
and all the rallies that are to come.

1200
01:07:38,513 --> 01:07:41,099
- What's he talking about?

1201
01:07:41,099 --> 01:07:42,767
I don't want him collecting money.

1202
01:07:42,767 --> 01:07:43,935
- [Bud] Now those of you that
are the most generous with us-

1203
01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:45,103
- Arlene, don't go out
there. Wait, wait a second.

1204
01:07:45,103 --> 01:07:45,937
- I don't want him collecting money.

1205
01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:47,230
- Just stay right here.
- ...will be the first

1206
01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:51,150
to be considered for this
pioneering trip into space,

1207
01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:55,029
the first to fly away!
(crowd clapping)

1208
01:07:55,029 --> 01:07:57,156
All right, now pass
out those plates, guys.

1209
01:07:57,156 --> 01:07:58,324
Hurry up, hurry up.

1210
01:07:58,324 --> 01:08:03,162
(people speaking indistinctly)
(bright organ music)

1211
01:08:03,162 --> 01:08:06,833
And here she is, the
high priestess of space-

1212
01:08:06,833 --> 01:08:08,167
- All right, you guys just stop that.

1213
01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:09,419
- Let's hear it for Arlene and
her special friend, Sheldon.

1214
01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:10,587
- Don't anybody fill out a pledge card.

1215
01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:12,130
I don't want any money.

1216
01:08:12,130 --> 01:08:13,673
I don't want any of you giving any money.

1217
01:08:13,673 --> 01:08:15,883
- [Bud] Come on. Here's Sheldon.

1218
01:08:15,883 --> 01:08:18,136
- Stop giving out those
pledge cards back there.

1219
01:08:18,136 --> 01:08:19,721
All of you, just stop.
This is totally free.

1220
01:08:19,721 --> 01:08:20,555
- You're ruining the whole thing!

1221
01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:22,557
- Sheldon, would you
just talk to him please?

1222
01:08:22,557 --> 01:08:25,685
Bud, you cannot do this.
- How are y'all doing tonight?

1223
01:08:25,685 --> 01:08:28,062
- There's television cameras out there.

1224
01:08:28,062 --> 01:08:32,066
I'm running this show.
(Arlene speaking indistinctly)

1225
01:08:32,066 --> 01:08:33,818
- Everybody, listen to me, please.

1226
01:08:33,818 --> 01:08:38,573
(indistinct) This is all
free. Everything is free.

1227
01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:42,160
(bright music)
- This is for you, Arlene.

1228
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:47,165
♪ Along time forgotten the
dreams that just fell by the way ♪

1229
01:08:50,209 --> 01:08:51,044
(crowd clapping)

1230
01:08:51,044 --> 01:08:56,049
♪ The good life he's promised
ain't what she's living today ♪

1231
01:08:59,052 --> 01:09:02,680
♪ But she never complains
of the bad times ♪

1232
01:09:02,722 --> 01:09:07,685
♪ Or the bad things he's done to her ♪

1233
01:09:07,935 --> 01:09:11,272
♪ She just talks about the
good times they've had

1234
01:09:11,272 --> 01:09:16,277
♪ And all the good times to come, woo ♪

1235
01:09:16,819 --> 01:09:21,824
♪ She's a good hearted woman in
love with a good timin' man ♪

1236
01:09:25,787 --> 01:09:27,622
♪ She loves him in spite ♪

1237
01:09:27,622 --> 01:09:32,627
♪ Of those things she don't understand ♪

1238
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,631
♪ Through teardrops and laughter ♪

1239
01:09:36,631 --> 01:09:41,636
♪ They'll pass through
this world hand in hand ♪

1240
01:09:43,137 --> 01:09:48,142
♪ This good hearted woman's in
love with a good timin' man ♪

1241
01:09:50,353 --> 01:09:51,771
Thank you, thank you!

1242
01:09:51,771 --> 01:09:56,776
♪ She's a good hearted woman in
love with a good timin' man ♪

1243
01:10:00,113 --> 01:10:05,118
♪ She loves me in spite of the
ways she don't understand ♪

1244
01:10:08,955 --> 01:10:11,124
♪ Through teardrops and laughter ♪

1245
01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:16,129
♪ They'll pass through
this world hand in hand ♪

1246
01:10:17,755 --> 01:10:22,760
♪ This good hearted woman's in
love with a good timin' man ♪

1247
01:10:25,972 --> 01:10:30,476
(crowd clapping)
Thank you, thank you!

1248
01:10:32,770 --> 01:10:37,692
- Hallelujah. Let's hear
it for Sheldon and Arlene.

1249
01:10:37,692 --> 01:10:39,277
The point is, Arlene, you just
shouldn't have come out there

1250
01:10:39,277 --> 01:10:40,945
on that stage and done what you done.

1251
01:10:40,945 --> 01:10:43,614
You almost blowed the whole thing.

1252
01:10:43,614 --> 01:10:45,366
- Well, you shouldn't have
done what I forbid you to do

1253
01:10:45,366 --> 01:10:46,451
in the first place, Bud.

1254
01:10:46,451 --> 01:10:47,744
You should have never collected money

1255
01:10:47,744 --> 01:10:49,287
from those poor people.

1256
01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:50,621
It was just terrible to do that,

1257
01:10:50,621 --> 01:10:52,707
sending pledge cards out
there and everything.

1258
01:10:52,707 --> 01:10:54,667
(Bud and Arlene speaking indistinctly)

1259
01:10:54,667 --> 01:10:57,170
- Would you two quit fightin'?

1260
01:10:58,463 --> 01:11:02,175
We put on a hell of a
show for 'em tonight.

1261
01:11:02,175 --> 01:11:03,593
- I mean, most of 'em will
be back and, you know,

1262
01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:05,762
bring their friends to the next one.

1263
01:11:05,762 --> 01:11:08,306
(gentle music)

1264
01:11:08,306 --> 01:11:10,349
- There isn't gonna be a next one.

1265
01:11:10,349 --> 01:11:11,726
- [Sheldon] What are you talking about?

1266
01:11:11,726 --> 01:11:12,852
- This is just the beginning.

1267
01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,645
I mean, we can do this
all over the country.

1268
01:11:14,645 --> 01:11:17,565
This is bigger than what I've
been preaching for God's sake.

1269
01:11:17,565 --> 01:11:20,401
- No, you don't understand.

1270
01:11:20,401 --> 01:11:22,153
There isn't time for any more rallies.

1271
01:11:22,153 --> 01:11:25,740
- Wait a minute, wait a
minute. What are you saying?

1272
01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:29,577
- It's coming in a very
few days, it's coming.

1273
01:11:41,088 --> 01:11:42,256
I'm a little tired, Sheldon.

1274
01:11:42,256 --> 01:11:45,635
I'd like to go home now if you don't mind.

1275
01:11:45,635 --> 01:11:48,179
- Oh, excuse me, there's uh...

1276
01:11:48,179 --> 01:11:51,891
Sheldon, there's a whole
lot of girls out there

1277
01:11:51,891 --> 01:11:53,851
who want your autograph.

1278
01:11:57,563 --> 01:12:00,983
- Don't you see what's happening, Arlene?

1279
01:12:02,276 --> 01:12:04,153
You wanna break it up.

1280
01:12:07,990 --> 01:12:11,911
(people speaking indistinctly)

1281
01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:15,164
- Arlene, wait a minute.

1282
01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:19,627
I want you to tell them space people,

1283
01:12:19,627 --> 01:12:22,380
what you've been talking to
in your dreams or in your head

1284
01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:24,048
or wherever the hell they are,

1285
01:12:24,048 --> 01:12:25,258
that they better find themselves

1286
01:12:25,258 --> 01:12:26,926
another mountain top to land on,

1287
01:12:26,926 --> 01:12:28,052
'cause once you leave here,

1288
01:12:28,052 --> 01:12:30,471
you ain't gonna get back up on this one.

1289
01:12:30,471 --> 01:12:31,764
And I wanna put a man
out there on the road

1290
01:12:31,764 --> 01:12:34,851
with a shotgun to make sure you don't.

1291
01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:36,310
You ain't gonna burn Brother Bud

1292
01:12:36,310 --> 01:12:38,938
and get away with it like this.

1293
01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:44,777
- You are such a fool, Bud.

1294
01:12:46,904 --> 01:12:50,074
I do pity you though, I do, both of ya

1295
01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:54,662
for not believing in anything.

1296
01:12:56,455 --> 01:12:58,457
Would you please tell Sheldon
I'll be waiting in the car

1297
01:12:58,457 --> 01:13:00,459
for him when he's ready?

1298
01:13:08,384 --> 01:13:10,636
- Pathetic, really pitiful.

1299
01:13:15,057 --> 01:13:17,894
(liquor sloshing)

1300
01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:23,983
- How could you do it to me, Arlene?

1301
01:13:23,983 --> 01:13:25,651
First time in my life I get up the nerve

1302
01:13:25,651 --> 01:13:28,905
to do something like I did tonight.

1303
01:13:28,905 --> 01:13:30,740
It goes over real big,

1304
01:13:31,657 --> 01:13:34,368
and you turn right around and kill it.

1305
01:13:34,368 --> 01:13:36,829
- It's beyond my control now, Sheldon.

1306
01:13:36,829 --> 01:13:39,248
- Yeah.
- Where are you going?

1307
01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:42,877
- I'm gonna drive up to Vegas

1308
01:13:42,877 --> 01:13:45,046
to pick up some more cars for Bud.

1309
01:13:45,046 --> 01:13:47,798
Maybe it'll clear my head, maybe.

1310
01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:51,218
- Sheldon, are these cars legal?

1311
01:13:51,218 --> 01:13:56,223
- (laughs) Legal cars? I doubt
it. They're probably hot.

1312
01:13:57,725 --> 01:14:01,145
What do you care?
- When will you be back?

1313
01:14:02,313 --> 01:14:04,315
- Tomorrow night, maybe.

1314
01:14:06,901 --> 01:14:10,905
- Maybe?
- (sighs) Maybe.

1315
01:14:10,905 --> 01:14:14,158
(bright music)
- Adios.

1316
01:14:20,373 --> 01:14:25,378
♪ How long would you start being mean ♪

1317
01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:28,673
(helicopter rumbling)

1318
01:14:28,673 --> 01:14:33,678
♪ How have I lived with (indistinct) ♪

1319
01:14:39,016 --> 01:14:41,143
♪ I may have missed...

1320
01:14:41,143 --> 01:14:43,521
- Can you tell me who I
talk to, to report a crime?

1321
01:14:43,521 --> 01:14:45,398
- You go right through that
door around the corner there

1322
01:14:45,398 --> 01:14:47,233
and talk to the sergeant at the desk.

1323
01:14:47,233 --> 01:14:52,238
♪ And at least I know (indistinct) ♪

1324
01:14:58,119 --> 01:14:59,453
- Excuse me, officer.

1325
01:14:59,453 --> 01:15:01,539
I'd like to talk to somebody
about some people I know

1326
01:15:01,539 --> 01:15:03,666
that are selling stolen cars.

1327
01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:05,543
I mean, I think they're stolen.

1328
01:15:05,543 --> 01:15:07,128
(indistinct radio transmission)

1329
01:15:07,128 --> 01:15:09,797
(phone ringing)

1330
01:15:10,673 --> 01:15:15,636
(upbeat music)
♪ lcan'tsitby ♪

1331
01:15:16,637 --> 01:15:21,600
♪ And let you leave it lie ♪

1332
01:15:22,893 --> 01:15:27,898
♪ Baby, don't you understand ♪

1333
01:15:28,649 --> 01:15:32,987
♪ You're walking on quicksand ♪

1334
01:15:32,987 --> 01:15:36,699
♪ Ask me how I know ♪

1335
01:15:36,699 --> 01:15:41,704
(singer singing indistinctly)
(people chatting indistinctly)

1336
01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:53,716
- Bartender, I need to
get some beers to go.

1337
01:15:55,051 --> 01:15:58,304
Bartender, make up two six-packs, cold.

1338
01:16:01,432 --> 01:16:02,266
Excuse me.

1339
01:16:02,266 --> 01:16:04,310
- Watch your elbows there, buddy.

1340
01:16:04,310 --> 01:16:06,979
- Up yours, Castro. Budweiser.

1341
01:16:06,979 --> 01:16:09,523
(bottle clatters)
- Hey, fella.

1342
01:16:09,523 --> 01:16:14,111
(patrons yelling)
(glasses shattering)

1343
01:16:14,111 --> 01:16:18,824
♪ Let's get out of hand

1344
01:16:18,824 --> 01:16:23,829
♪ Just sinking in this quicksand ♪

1345
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:26,415
♪ Quicksand ♪

1346
01:16:29,835 --> 01:16:31,754
- Hey, you okay, Emile?

1347
01:16:34,465 --> 01:16:37,051
Sorry I've been selling you so short.

1348
01:16:37,051 --> 01:16:39,470
- Well, even Brother Bud, you

1349
01:16:42,556 --> 01:16:45,184
you sell everybody short.
- Why?

1350
01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:47,853
Is it 'cause we take a
little money off of people

1351
01:16:47,853 --> 01:16:49,647
dumb enough to believe in salvation,

1352
01:16:49,647 --> 01:16:51,649
and all kind of stupid shit?

1353
01:16:51,649 --> 01:16:55,903
- I was your salvation back
there though, wasn't I?

1354
01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:03,494
And something else too, Sheldon, you know,

1355
01:17:04,912 --> 01:17:08,332
sometimes people wanna believe in things.

1356
01:17:11,043 --> 01:17:13,379
They just have to sometimes.

1357
01:17:15,005 --> 01:17:18,008
Only time that believing in anything

1358
01:17:19,301 --> 01:17:21,720
is stupid and dangerous is...

1359
01:17:24,431 --> 01:17:26,600
- What's that?
- Oh, I don't know.

1360
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:30,938
I guess it's all the smart
people in this world.

1361
01:17:30,938 --> 01:17:35,943
Like you and Brother Bud (laughs) waiting,

1362
01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:38,946
taking advantage of guys like me.

1363
01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:43,409
(car engine humming)

1364
01:17:44,368 --> 01:17:49,206
- I owe you one for saving my
butt in that bar back there.

1365
01:17:50,082 --> 01:17:53,961
You ever need a favor from me, just ask.

1366
01:17:53,961 --> 01:17:57,131
- You go home and take care of Arlene.

1367
01:17:58,090 --> 01:18:00,593
She's gonna need you, Sheldon.

1368
01:18:01,927 --> 01:18:05,598
She's gonna need you
no matter what happens.

1369
01:18:13,355 --> 01:18:15,900
- I told Emile to tell Bud
if he wants those cars,

1370
01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:17,902
he can come and get 'em himself.

1371
01:18:17,902 --> 01:18:19,904
- When?
- Tomorrow night.

1372
01:18:24,783 --> 01:18:26,452
- Whatever you want.

1373
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:39,215
I'm sorry I've been so
hard on you, Arlene,

1374
01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:43,636
hard and selfish. (laughs)

1375
01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:46,513
I know now I don't know
nothing about nothing.

1376
01:18:46,513 --> 01:18:48,515
- I'm sorry your chance
to sing in front of people

1377
01:18:48,515 --> 01:18:50,017
got all messed up.

1378
01:18:52,019 --> 01:18:54,396
If I had any control over it, Sheldon,

1379
01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:56,815
but I don't-
- Sh, sh, sh, sh.

1380
01:18:58,317 --> 01:19:02,821
Maybe that hit over the
head cleared up my thinking.

1381
01:19:02,821 --> 01:19:05,991
Maybe it's what Emile chewed me about.

1382
01:19:07,952 --> 01:19:12,623
I know I ain't no Waylon
Jennings or one of them, Elvis.

1383
01:19:14,792 --> 01:19:16,585
I couldn't handle it if I was.

1384
01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:19,922
- Oh, Sheldon, you could
be. Anybody can see that.

1385
01:19:19,922 --> 01:19:21,131
I can see that.
(gentle music)

1386
01:19:21,131 --> 01:19:22,967
- Horse manure, I'm more
like one of 'em losers

1387
01:19:22,967 --> 01:19:24,635
they all sing about.

1388
01:19:26,387 --> 01:19:27,221
The truth is,

1389
01:19:27,221 --> 01:19:29,848
I'm just like one of the
people I always laughed at,

1390
01:19:29,848 --> 01:19:32,977
walking around with some
stupid, crazy dream in my head

1391
01:19:32,977 --> 01:19:35,229
and then thinking all the
time I was just too sharp

1392
01:19:35,229 --> 01:19:37,731
to believe in anything, but getting drunk,

1393
01:19:37,731 --> 01:19:42,736
getting laid, and making
a fast buck. (laughs)

1394
01:19:46,865 --> 01:19:48,409
Maybe for the first time in my life,

1395
01:19:48,409 --> 01:19:50,911
I'm just happy to be who I am,

1396
01:19:51,745 --> 01:19:54,331
or I wouldn't be here with you.

1397
01:19:58,252 --> 01:20:02,506
- Sheldon, maybe mine's
just a lot of dreaming too.

1398
01:20:05,301 --> 01:20:06,719
Oh my God.
- What?

1399
01:20:08,262 --> 01:20:11,432
- I feel like I just
got hit on the head too.

1400
01:20:11,432 --> 01:20:15,686
Oh my Lord! What have I
done? What have I done?

1401
01:20:15,686 --> 01:20:17,688
What if my dreams aren't
just empty dreams?

1402
01:20:17,688 --> 01:20:19,982
Oh dear. Oh, Sheldon, we'll go to jail.

1403
01:20:19,982 --> 01:20:23,652
Oh dear, Lord, please help
me think, please God, please.

1404
01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:27,781
What am I gonna do?
(gentle music)

1405
01:20:29,408 --> 01:20:32,786
I'll call the sheriff,
and I'll call it off.

1406
01:20:32,786 --> 01:20:36,248
That's what I'll do, just very
calm. I'll call the sheriff.

1407
01:20:36,248 --> 01:20:39,501
(phone rattling)

1408
01:20:39,501 --> 01:20:40,961
No, no.
(receiver bangs)

1409
01:20:40,961 --> 01:20:45,924
He's not gonna believe me. He's
gonna come over here anyway.

1410
01:20:48,052 --> 01:20:49,011
Why do I get this feeling

1411
01:20:49,011 --> 01:20:52,014
that the spaceship's coming tonight?

1412
01:20:53,474 --> 01:20:54,308
Sheldon.

1413
01:20:56,769 --> 01:20:58,896
Sheldon, hurry up, Sheldon,

1414
01:20:58,896 --> 01:21:01,398
get dressed, just get dressed.

1415
01:21:01,398 --> 01:21:04,526
(truck rumbling)

1416
01:21:04,526 --> 01:21:08,238
Sheldon, can't you drive
this thing any faster?

1417
01:21:08,238 --> 01:21:09,531
- Look, you better tell
me what this is all about,

1418
01:21:09,531 --> 01:21:13,494
or I'm gonna pull over
and stop till you do.

1419
01:21:13,494 --> 01:21:17,623
- Well, after you left, I
went to see the sheriff.

1420
01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:21,794
- You what?
- Well,

1421
01:21:21,794 --> 01:21:23,003
I thought it was one way to get us

1422
01:21:23,003 --> 01:21:26,632
up on top of that mountain
and get revenge on Bud.

1423
01:21:26,632 --> 01:21:28,133
Oh dear, oh!
- Bud?

1424
01:21:29,843 --> 01:21:32,262
Well, what about me and Emile?

1425
01:21:32,262 --> 01:21:34,848
We brung 'em across the state line.

1426
01:21:34,848 --> 01:21:37,226
Oh, we could get a
couple of years for that.

1427
01:21:37,226 --> 01:21:39,311
- See, Sheldon, I was so sure all along

1428
01:21:39,311 --> 01:21:40,479
that my dreams were right.

1429
01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:42,981
I never thought I was
gonna get you into trouble,

1430
01:21:42,981 --> 01:21:45,776
because I knew that tomorrow
night or the next night,

1431
01:21:45,776 --> 01:21:49,405
the ship would come down,
and it will still, baby.

1432
01:21:49,405 --> 01:21:51,240
- All right, Arlene, we'll
take these back to Bud,

1433
01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:52,533
and he can do whatever he wants with them.

1434
01:21:52,533 --> 01:21:54,451
But then we're jumping in my
car and we're clearing out,

1435
01:21:54,451 --> 01:21:57,329
you and me, out of town,
outta the whole damn state.

1436
01:21:57,371 --> 01:22:00,707
(truck rumbling)

1437
01:22:00,707 --> 01:22:03,293
(gentle music)

1438
01:22:08,132 --> 01:22:10,509
(cars humming)

1439
01:22:10,509 --> 01:22:15,514
(upbeat music)
(tires squealing)

1440
01:22:31,613 --> 01:22:32,614
- Hey, move your car, bro.

1441
01:22:32,614 --> 01:22:34,741
I have to get these things up to Bud.

1442
01:22:34,741 --> 01:22:36,034
- Sorry, chief, can't do it.

1443
01:22:36,034 --> 01:22:40,289
- Hey, move it, or I'm gonna
run the damn thing over.

1444
01:22:40,289 --> 01:22:41,457
- I got a deer rifle here in the car

1445
01:22:41,457 --> 01:22:43,584
saying this is Bud's land.

1446
01:22:43,584 --> 01:22:44,626
- Hey listen, you and me and Bud

1447
01:22:44,626 --> 01:22:45,669
are gonna be in a whole lot of trouble

1448
01:22:45,669 --> 01:22:47,463
if I don't get to talk to him real quick.

1449
01:22:47,463 --> 01:22:48,589
- Oh, he'll be down in a second.

1450
01:22:48,589 --> 01:22:50,466
I just sent someone up to get 'em.

1451
01:22:50,466 --> 01:22:52,509
(gun clattering)
(horn honking)

1452
01:22:52,509 --> 01:22:54,428
- Oh, it's Naomi and
Gregory and the others.

1453
01:22:54,428 --> 01:22:59,224
Naomi! Naomi here we are,
Gregory over here.

1454
01:22:59,224 --> 01:23:01,101
- What the hell is she doing here?

1455
01:23:01,101 --> 01:23:03,854
- Hey, Bud.
- Naomi, over here!

1456
01:23:03,854 --> 01:23:06,773
(everyone speaking indistinctly)

1457
01:23:06,773 --> 01:23:09,485
Bud, I have people coming
up this hill right now.

1458
01:23:09,485 --> 01:23:11,403
- Well, I want you and every
one of them (indistinct)...

1459
01:23:11,403 --> 01:23:14,239
(everyone speaking indistinctly)

1460
01:23:14,239 --> 01:23:15,574
- [Sheldon] This is
real serious stuff now.

1461
01:23:15,574 --> 01:23:18,744
(helicopter rumbling)

1462
01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:21,288
(dramatic music)

1463
01:23:21,288 --> 01:23:23,248
- [Officer] We got an eye in
the sky on this one or not?

1464
01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:25,834
- I don't know.
- Well find out!

1465
01:23:27,377 --> 01:23:29,546
- 40, this is Eagle, come back.

1466
01:23:29,546 --> 01:23:31,590
Car 40, this is Eagle, come back.

1467
01:23:31,590 --> 01:23:33,967
- (indistinct) Come on, come
on. Come on, what's happening?

1468
01:23:33,967 --> 01:23:35,594
- We got an eye in the sky on this one?

1469
01:23:35,594 --> 01:23:37,596
- One's come outta Red Rock.
He oughta be here by now.

1470
01:23:37,596 --> 01:23:38,430
- Hey, what's going on?

1471
01:23:38,430 --> 01:23:39,431
I thought this wasn't supposed to go down

1472
01:23:39,431 --> 01:23:40,933
until tomorrow night.
- The boss hid 'em.

1473
01:23:40,933 --> 01:23:42,976
Anybody tries to move that car cruiser,

1474
01:23:42,976 --> 01:23:44,061
then we stay behind 'em, right?

1475
01:23:44,061 --> 01:23:46,313
We drop a net over as
many people as we can get.

1476
01:23:46,313 --> 01:23:48,148
Now it's starting to get dark, boys,

1477
01:23:48,148 --> 01:23:52,986
so we're just gonna wait a
couple more minutes, all right?

1478
01:23:57,574 --> 01:24:01,495
(people speaking indistinctly)

1479
01:24:05,415 --> 01:24:09,920
(Arlene and Bud arguing indistinctly)

1480
01:24:12,756 --> 01:24:17,302
(Sheldon and Roy talking indistinctly)

1481
01:24:19,137 --> 01:24:22,849
- Don't touch her.
- Listen, you go get your gun.

1482
01:24:22,849 --> 01:24:24,059
- [Roy] Will it be all right, Sheldon?

1483
01:24:24,059 --> 01:24:26,019
- [Sheldon] It's gonna be all right.

1484
01:24:26,019 --> 01:24:28,689
- [Bud] All right,
everybody, now just leave.

1485
01:24:28,689 --> 01:24:30,524
(people speaking indistinctly)

1486
01:24:30,524 --> 01:24:31,858
- Bud, now listen to me.

1487
01:24:31,858 --> 01:24:35,153
You and me and Emile got to
clear outta here right now.

1488
01:24:35,153 --> 01:24:38,073
(people speaking indistinctly)

1489
01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:41,910
(light rumbling)
- Oh my Lord.

1490
01:24:45,497 --> 01:24:47,666
It's a spaceship. It's come for us.

1491
01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:49,835
(dog barking)
Oh, Sheldon,

1492
01:24:49,835 --> 01:24:52,254
I love you, Sheldon.
- I knew it.

1493
01:24:52,254 --> 01:24:54,464
- It's come for us. It's a spaceship!

1494
01:24:54,464 --> 01:24:56,216
- Spaceship my ass. That's a helicopter.

1495
01:24:56,216 --> 01:24:58,010
It's a helicopter.
- No, it's not.

1496
01:24:58,010 --> 01:25:00,429
- It's a helicopter.
- No, it's a spaceship!

1497
01:25:00,429 --> 01:25:03,348
(people speaking indistinctly)
(upbeat music)

1498
01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:06,059
(sirens blaring)

1499
01:25:17,654 --> 01:25:21,658
(officers yelling indistinctly)

1500
01:25:25,996 --> 01:25:29,499
- You ain't seen the last of me, Arlene.

1501
01:25:29,499 --> 01:25:32,711
(Bud yelling indistinctly)

1502
01:25:32,711 --> 01:25:35,130
- There they go, up in the
hills. That's what the did.

1503
01:25:35,130 --> 01:25:37,382
Now you two go get 'em. Go get 'em.

1504
01:25:37,382 --> 01:25:41,470
- I don't feel very good.
I don't feel very good.

1505
01:25:44,598 --> 01:25:48,935
(helicopter rumbling)
- I got you covered.

1506
01:25:48,935 --> 01:25:52,522
- Praise Jesus. Praise
Jesus. They're just up ahead.

1507
01:25:52,522 --> 01:25:55,108
They tried to rob my church.
I'm Brother Bud Sanders.

1508
01:25:55,108 --> 01:25:56,860
That's my tent right up on the hill.

1509
01:25:56,860 --> 01:25:58,028
- [Officer] I've seen
him preach in the tent.

1510
01:25:58,028 --> 01:25:59,529
- Yeah, he tried to sell
my brother-in-law a car.

1511
01:25:59,529 --> 01:26:02,449
- What do you think we're
doing here, huh, dummies?

1512
01:26:02,449 --> 01:26:05,035
He's a car thief. Now go
on and get him outta here.

1513
01:26:05,035 --> 01:26:06,620
- You're making a big mistake, brother.

1514
01:26:06,620 --> 01:26:07,454
- Get him out!

1515
01:26:07,454 --> 01:26:10,332
- [Bud] The Lord's not gonna
smile on them, brother.

1516
01:26:10,332 --> 01:26:11,917
- Maybe we ought to go back, Sheldon.

1517
01:26:11,917 --> 01:26:12,751
Maybe they'll believe

1518
01:26:12,751 --> 01:26:14,419
you didn't know the cars weren't legal.

1519
01:26:14,419 --> 01:26:17,089
- No, you're dreaming again, Arlene.

1520
01:26:17,089 --> 01:26:17,923
We'll be lucky if them cops

1521
01:26:17,923 --> 01:26:20,717
ain't covering the back road out here.

1522
01:26:20,717 --> 01:26:22,761
You see the big rocks up there?

1523
01:26:22,761 --> 01:26:24,638
If we can make it to them,
then we'll take a breather.

1524
01:26:24,638 --> 01:26:28,809
- All right.
(helicopter rumbling)

1525
01:26:35,774 --> 01:26:39,820
(Arlene whispering indistinctly)

1526
01:26:44,574 --> 01:26:47,369
- You find this funny, Arlene?

1527
01:26:47,369 --> 01:26:51,790
- Well, at least it's real.
It's not some crazy dream.

1528
01:26:51,790 --> 01:26:52,624
- Yeah, it's real.

1529
01:26:52,624 --> 01:26:53,959
There's (indistinct) paid for by the law

1530
01:26:53,959 --> 01:26:56,461
if that chopper swings
around this way again.

1531
01:26:56,461 --> 01:27:00,006
(helicopter rumbling)

1532
01:27:00,006 --> 01:27:02,592
- This all makes sense to me now, Sheldon.

1533
01:27:02,592 --> 01:27:04,678
- It does?
- Yes. Yes.

1534
01:27:04,678 --> 01:27:07,472
And you tried to tell me so many times.

1535
01:27:07,472 --> 01:27:09,224
- 1 did?
- Yes, you did, you-

1536
01:27:09,224 --> 01:27:11,184
- Sh, sh, keep your voice down.

1537
01:27:11,184 --> 01:27:12,644
- The thing is, you always said,

1538
01:27:12,644 --> 01:27:14,938
"Try and be here, right here,"

1539
01:27:14,938 --> 01:27:17,190
didn't you always try and tell me that?

1540
01:27:17,190 --> 01:27:19,151
- Yeah, I'd like to be a
couple hours from right here

1541
01:27:19,151 --> 01:27:23,822
if you don't mind.
(helicopter rumbling)

1542
01:27:24,865 --> 01:27:28,160
- It's all gonna be very simple now.

1543
01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:29,703
- Yeah, if I can simply get to that car

1544
01:27:29,703 --> 01:27:31,496
before those cops do.

1545
01:27:31,496 --> 01:27:34,207
Look, right over this ridge,

1546
01:27:34,207 --> 01:27:36,877
there's another kind of dirt road.

1547
01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:38,628
Now you stay here undercover
for a few minutes,

1548
01:27:38,628 --> 01:27:41,339
then make your way up
there, and I'll pick you up,

1549
01:27:41,339 --> 01:27:45,093
and we'll celebrate this
happiness you're feeling

1550
01:27:45,093 --> 01:27:50,098
in a motel next to Vegas
someplace far away from here.

1551
01:27:50,307 --> 01:27:52,642
- Don't worry about anything, Sheldon.

1552
01:27:52,642 --> 01:27:53,810
We're gonna get out of this.

1553
01:27:53,810 --> 01:27:56,438
There's nothing to worry about now.

1554
01:27:56,480 --> 01:27:59,107
- You know, for the first
time since I met you,

1555
01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:01,943
I've gotta hunch you're right.

1556
01:28:01,943 --> 01:28:03,987
Don't let 'em spot you
when you cross that ridge.

1557
01:28:03,987 --> 01:28:06,573
- All right. All right.
You be careful too.

1558
01:28:06,573 --> 01:28:09,326
- Moving's something I'm good at.

1559
01:28:10,243 --> 01:28:13,455
Nothing can catch me now.
- No, us now.

1560
01:28:15,624 --> 01:28:16,875
- Yeah, us now.

1561
01:28:19,628 --> 01:28:20,796
Adios.
- Adios.

1562
01:28:22,923 --> 01:28:27,928
(helicopter rumbling)
(bright music)

1563
01:28:39,022 --> 01:28:42,192
(helicopter rumbling)

1564
01:28:53,787 --> 01:28:54,621
Cops.

1565
01:28:57,958 --> 01:29:00,377
(dog whines)

1566
01:29:06,758 --> 01:29:11,721
♪ I've always been crazy, but
it's kept me from going insane ♪

1567
01:29:15,725 --> 01:29:20,730
♪ Nobody knows if it's
something to bless or to blame

1568
01:29:23,942 --> 01:29:28,905
♪ So far I ain't found a
rhyme or a reason to change ♪

1569
01:29:32,534 --> 01:29:37,539
♪ I've always been crazy, but
it's kept me from going insane ♪

1570
01:30:01,605 --> 01:30:05,025
(bright music continues)

1571
01:30:12,741 --> 01:30:15,160
- [Sheldon] Well, I kind of go
along with the man that said,

1572
01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:18,663
"Everybody ought to believe in something."

1573
01:30:23,168 --> 01:30:26,421
(upbeat country music)

1574
01:30:32,886 --> 01:30:34,763
♪ Ma's out there
switchin' in the kitchen ♪

1575
01:30:34,763 --> 01:30:36,973
♪ And Dad's in the living room
grouching and a-bitching ♪

1576
01:30:36,973 --> 01:30:38,224
♪ And I'm out here ♪

1577
01:30:38,224 --> 01:30:41,853
♪ Kicking the gong for
euphoria, euphoria ♪

1578
01:30:41,853 --> 01:30:43,605
♪ When your mind starts
reelin' and a-rockin' ♪

1579
01:30:43,605 --> 01:30:46,107
♪ And your inside voice starts
squealin' and a-squawkin' ♪

1580
01:30:46,107 --> 01:30:48,109
♪ Floating around on a belladonna cloud ♪

1581
01:30:48,109 --> 01:30:51,029
♪ Singing euphoria ♪

1582
01:30:59,204 --> 01:31:01,289
♪ There's a man in the corner
sitting underneath a table ♪

1583
01:31:01,289 --> 01:31:03,541
♪ He's out making faces at a union label ♪

1584
01:31:03,541 --> 01:31:05,669
♪ You know he picked his
ears and he rolled his eyes ♪

1585
01:31:05,669 --> 01:31:08,505
♪ And whispered euphoria, euphoria

1586
01:31:08,505 --> 01:31:10,215
♪ When your mind starts
reelin' and a-rockin' ♪

1587
01:31:10,215 --> 01:31:12,342
♪ Your inside voice starts
squealin' and a-squawkin' ♪

1588
01:31:12,342 --> 01:31:14,636
♪ Floating around on a belladonna cloud ♪

1589
01:31:14,636 --> 01:31:17,555
♪ Singing euphoria ♪

1590
01:31:35,448 --> 01:31:37,158
♪ When your mind starts
reelin' and a-rockin' ♪

1591
01:31:37,158 --> 01:31:39,327
♪ Your inside voice starts
squealin' and a-squawkin' ♪

1592
01:31:39,327 --> 01:31:41,579
♪ Floating around on a belladonna cloud ♪

1593
01:31:41,579 --> 01:31:44,457
♪ Singing euphoria ♪

1594
01:31:52,632 --> 01:31:54,801
♪ I pinched Eve on the bottom,
patted Adam on the back ♪

1595
01:31:54,801 --> 01:31:57,053
♪ I smiled at the serpent
and he smiled right back ♪

1596
01:31:57,053 --> 01:31:59,305
♪ I took a bite from the
apple with two bites gone ♪

1597
01:31:59,305 --> 01:32:02,017
♪ And shouted euphoria, euphoria

1598
01:32:02,017 --> 01:32:03,810
♪ When your mind starts
reelin' and a-rockin' ♪

1599
01:32:03,810 --> 01:32:06,021
♪ Your inside voice starts
squealin' and a-squawkin' ♪

1600
01:32:06,021 --> 01:32:08,314
♪ Floating around on a belladonna cloud ♪

1601
01:32:08,314 --> 01:32:10,859
♪ Singing euphoria ♪

1602
01:32:10,859 --> 01:32:12,777
♪ Ma's out there
switchin' in the kitchen ♪

1603
01:32:12,777 --> 01:32:14,988
♪ And Dad's in the living room
grouching and a-bitching ♪

1604
01:32:14,988 --> 01:32:16,072
♪ And I'm out here ♪

1605
01:32:16,072 --> 01:32:19,868
♪ Kicking the gong for
euphoria, euphoria ♪

1606
01:32:19,909 --> 01:32:21,578
♪ When your mind starts
reelin' and a-rockin' ♪

1607
01:32:21,578 --> 01:32:24,039
♪ When your inside voice starts
squealin' and a-squawkin' ♪

1608
01:32:24,039 --> 01:32:26,041
♪ Floating around on a belladonna cloud ♪

1609
01:32:26,041 --> 01:32:28,960
♪ Singing euphoria ♪

1610
01:32:37,552 --> 01:32:41,639
(upbeat country music continues)

1611
01:32:55,820 --> 01:32:57,322
♪ When your mind starts
reelin' and a-rockin' ♪

1612
01:32:57,322 --> 01:32:59,491
♪ Your inside voice starts
squealin' and a-squawkin' ♪

1613
01:32:59,491 --> 01:33:01,659
♪ Floating around on a belladonna cloud ♪

1614
01:33:01,659 --> 01:33:04,537
♪ Singing euphoria ♪

1615
01:33:04,537 --> 01:33:06,122
♪ When your mind starts
reelin' and a-rockin' ♪

1616
01:33:06,122 --> 01:33:08,792
♪ Your inside voice starts
squealin' and a-squawkin' ♪

1617
01:33:08,792 --> 01:33:10,543
♪ Floating around on a belladonna cloud ♪

1618
01:33:10,585 --> 01:33:15,548
♪ Singing euphoria, ho ho,
ho ho ho ho (laughing) ♪

1619
01:33:21,471 --> 01:33:23,640
♪ Theend ♪